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Old 04 June 2010, 03:24 PM
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Well I haven't spotted one for decades? Do any ice-lollies still come with a built-in joke on the wooden stick?
Old 04 June 2010, 03:46 PM
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I haven't seen one in ages. But i do remember them well.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...new-jokes.html
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Why are they bothering to print the jokes in German?

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I was pleased to find Penguin biscuits had stuck to their guns, and found this beauty on the wrapper the other day:

"What do penguins wear to the beach?"











... Wait for it...












... a "Beak-ini"
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Originally Posted by M4RKG
I was pleased to find Penguin biscuits had stuck to their guns, and found this beauty on the wrapper the other day:

"What do penguins wear to the beach?"











... Wait for it...












... a "Beak-ini"
Oh dear
Old 04 June 2010, 05:06 PM
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jokes return as wall's asks gavin and stacy comedian? So no jokes to return then?
Old 04 June 2010, 05:19 PM
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jokes return as wall's asks gavin and stacy comedian? So no jokes to return then?
I've just found this one...

"What do you call the fat over-rated **** that everyone bullied at school?

...James Corden."

Well it made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by Turbo2
I've just found this one...

"What do you call the fat over-rated **** that everyone bullied at school?

...James Corden."

Well it made me laugh.
Lol. That's good.

First i ever heard of him was when he was on Jonathon woss, and he was talking about Gavin and Stacey, and how he is going to stop doing it as he'd like to end on a high........What?

I cannot be the only one who hadn't heard of it at that point? So i don't understand how it could have been on a high. Unless it was on the highest point it could get which seems like it's not very high?! what a stupid thing to do.

I think he is massively over-rated! He does look the spitting image of my mate though. Now he is funny.


Oh and turbo2, just noticed you now have a lotus omega, interesting choice.. How is it?

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Originally Posted by Turbo2
Well I haven't spotted one for decades? Do any ice-lollies still come with a built-in joke on the wooden stick?
I just been stung £1.60 for a bloody magnum - reckon that makes me the joke on a stick
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Lord March is going to be charging £5 for an ice cream cone at Goodwood this year!

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Old 05 June 2010, 02:24 PM
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Nothing to do with jokes but this thread as given me a thought to go make some vodka and beer lollys
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
Oh and turbo2, just noticed you now have a lotus omega, interesting choice.. How is it?
Details on here:

https://www.scoobynet.com/other-marq...s-instead.html

It goes like the wind, but in a completely different manner to a turbo scooby. It's quite a big car and great for the family, but obviously 377bhp and RWD requires a very different driving technique to what most people on here are used to! I was caught driving it in a huge thunderstorm downpour yesterday: with 419 ft lbs of torque turning those big fat rear tyres, I felt more like the captain of one of those big old cross-channel hovercrafts.
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Rear wheel drive cars with plenty of poke are the most satisfying to drive by far, especcially in the wet!

The only horrifying one though was the original old VW, That rear suspension was truly awful and if you arrived at a corner in the wet just little on the fast side there was a lot of "tooth sucking" until you got round it.

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Originally Posted by Leslie
Rear wheel drive cars with plenty of poke are the most satisfying to drive by far, especcially in the wet!

The only horrifying one though was the original old VW, That rear suspension was truly awful and if you arrived at a corner in the wet just little on the fast side there was a lot of "tooth sucking" until you got round it.

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Well ... not sure about 'satisfying': I went from a Subaru to a Supra and almost killed myself the first time it rained.

My (mint condition) Supra has unfortunately gone to die in Cyprus as someone bought it from there to (I guess) modify to bits and drive up the promenade.

Focus ST is pretty good ...

Steve
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
Lol. That's good.

First i ever heard of him was when he was on Jonathon woss, and he was talking about Gavin and Stacey, and how he is going to stop doing it as he'd like to end on a high........What?

I cannot be the only one who hadn't heard of it at that point? So i don't understand how it could have been on a high. Unless it was on the highest point it could get which seems like it's not very high?! what a stupid thing to do.

I think he is massively over-rated! He does look the spitting image of my mate though. Now he is funny.


Oh and turbo2, just noticed you now have a lotus omega, interesting choice.. How is it?
3 seasons it ran for and I never saw 1 episode before it ended but had actually heard of it but thought it wouldnt be that funny. Watched it for the first time at xmas and its actually pretty damn funny and Cordens character Smithy is very funny as is Rob Brydons "Uncle Bryn". Id recommend anyone to watch it now.

Simon
Old 08 June 2010, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Well ... not sure about 'satisfying': I went from a Subaru to a Supra and almost killed myself the first time it rained.

My (mint condition) Supra has unfortunately gone to die in Cyprus as someone bought it from there to (I guess) modify to bits and drive up the promenade.

Focus ST is pretty good ...

Steve
I suppose its because I was brought up on RWD cars, hardly any FWD cars around except the Mini.

Hope he looks after the Supra then. My friend who was stationed there in the RAF told me that you see quite a few one armed drivers out there because they have a habit of driving with one arm out of the driver's window!

Knowing him he was probably taking the mike as usual! I did see one or two like that though!

Les
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