Really NEW Joke ...
11 May 2009, 12:56 PM
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Really NEW Joke ...
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 25th wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.
Before we married I was a hooker for 8 years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for 25 years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you understand,
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my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales . . ..
And NO, it is not as old as the hills!!
Before we married I was a hooker for 8 years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for 25 years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you understand,
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my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales . . ..
And NO, it is not as old as the hills!!
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13 May 2009, 12:31 PM
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I remember when I was a kid, I used to do long car journeys with my parents and in those days, you didnt need to wear seatbelts. So I would break up the journey by bringing this with me on every trip
Boy did my parents love it, when I would sit in between their front seats reading out every joke in the book....they must have wished the car journey was much much shorter
So now you know, that for every one joke I tell, there are people who have been suffering for far longer than you lot
Boy did my parents love it, when I would sit in between their front seats reading out every joke in the book....they must have wished the car journey was much much shorter
So now you know, that for every one joke I tell, there are people who have been suffering for far longer than you lot
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I remember when I was a kid, I used to do long car journeys with my parents and in those days, you didnt need to wear seatbelts. So I would break up the journey by bringing this with me on every trip
Boy did my parents love it, when I would sit in between their front seats reading out every joke in the book....they must have wished the car journey was much much shorter
So now you know, that for every one joke I tell, there are people who have been suffering for far longer than you lot
Boy did my parents love it, when I would sit in between their front seats reading out every joke in the book....they must have wished the car journey was much much shorter
So now you know, that for every one joke I tell, there are people who have been suffering for far longer than you lot
I can hear your parents now..............................
'are we nearly there yet?'
That's a very old joke, but here's a new one.......................
Just heard the Pope was in Jordan yesterday..........didn't take her long did it?
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