Really NEW Joke ...
 

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 25th wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we married I was a hooker for 8 years."

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,

'My love, you have been a perfect wife for 25 years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand,
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my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales . . ..

And NO, it is not as old as the hills!! ;)

pete that's as old as your are FFS

These hills you speak of ?

What exactly were you thinking of when you said not old :D

Be honest, you stole that from Swisstony's current joke book 'The big book of jokes 1985' ;) :D

My great, great, grandad fell out of his pram laughing at that one!

Well, it's NEW I tell Yea!

Much older than that!

Les :D

I remember when I was a kid, I used to do long car journeys with my parents and in those days, you didnt need to wear seatbelts. So I would break up the journey by bringing this with me on every trip

http://img.flipkart.com/bk_imgs/290/9780451168290.jpg


Boy did my parents love it, when I would sit in between their front seats reading out every joke in the book....they must have wished the car journey was much much shorter :lol1:

So now you know, that for every one joke I tell, there are people who have been suffering for far longer than you lot :D

Sadist!

Les :)

I can hear your parents now..............................

'are we nearly there yet?' :lol1:

That's a very old joke, but here's a new one.......................

Just heard the Pope was in Jordan yesterday..........didn't take her long did it? :lol1:

:thumb::lol1:

:D