WaynesWagon

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her ****** this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: ' This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'


4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the *** of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his ***** and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Leslie

At least they seem to have got that strange rowing commentator almost under some sort of control.

Last Olympics his shouting developed almost into a screaming fit as the British crews were coming in first!

Les

PeteBrant

Amazing, what are the chance,s the exact same mistakes made by commentators as they were in the last 30 olympics.

Coffin Dodger

This one's got **** all to do with the Olympics. Julian Dicks is a West Ham great of old, proper football hard man, makes Vinnie Jones look like a little fluffy kitten

Get your facts straight before reposting this old sh*t please Lewis. Tw*t

SJ_Skyline

Best comment this Olympics was surely by the Aussies when the Dutch scullers asked to have their boat checked for pond weed:

"I've never known the Dutch to have a problem with weed..."

Lee247

Some classics there

Reminds me of the old Colemanisms. Remember the runner who "Opened his legs and showed his class"

dpb

well i larfed

MattW

So did I when I first saw it 10 years ago

jimmyv

I love it when people discover the internet. lol.

Midlife......

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84of 300

Yep... it was juantoreno who opened his legs and showed class to the crowd LOL Classic colemanballs.

there is an even older one from a snooker comentator..."for those of you watching in black and white the green ball is behind the blue"

Shaun

Lee247

speedking

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."

"That car is unique, except for the one behind which is exactly the same." ©MW

Jay m A

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"..and Lineker uses him by not using him.."

which actually made sense if you were watching the game