Audi-Boy

I was just flicking the channels and came accross the golf on bbc 2, everytime I see them 'golfers' I just think they are the most stuck up and ****** individuals around, I live near a golf course and if I walk through it they hate it if you walk over the fields or whatever they call them and usually say something ****ty.

Jerome

I used to live near the East Berks golf course in Crowthorne. There is a 10 year waiting list to get on the main waiting list. It is one of the most snobby golf courses around.

I used to take great pleasure in walking my dog on the public footpath that ran through it, and annoying the crap out of the golfers there. The fact that some former craptain of industry couldn't get some little oik and his dog off this path gave me great satisfaction, petty little twonk that I was (am).

fitzscoob

lol best thing to do is try the game, not all golfers are stuck up. slight stereotype there.

if someone was to walk infront of me on a public course, theres nothing you can do as a golfer, you wait for them to move off or get to where they are going. most of the time they may get narked is if they have to stop the game to let you safely cross, or would you prefer that they carried on hitting the ***** and maybe kill you?

also, the rules are pretty strict especially if they are playing some kind of match.

Jonathan Davies

Oh yes. There can't be a single exception to your description, I'm sure.

All scooby drivers are chavs, too - had you noticed? Oh yeah, and all coppers are *******s.

Must get my "Big Book of Sterotypes" out, I'm missing something here.

;-)

hoskib

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heh, safest place for anyone on the same course as me at the moment is to stand directly in front of me or next to a pin

Abdabz

If its a public course then yip - I'll wait for the lovely folk to get oot of the way before playing through. If its a private course, then I'll probably use you for target practise, then hurl abuse, then force feed you a severn iron.
I'm not stuck up nor tw@tty. I dont wear pringle sweaters or plus-fours. I do not say Phnaar either.
There are some reet snobby golfers, as there are reet snobby dominos players or snobby health food shop owners and snobby hamster breeders.

No need for the stereotype though, bloody women drivers...
P

fitzscoob

lol my games a bit like that at the moment

dba

I hate snobby golfers,they are ****,although i will never play municipals because there are too many chavs about (except St Andrews)

Audi-Boy

My only wish is that one of said ****** golfers lie on their back gripping a 'tee' between in their nashers with the white dimply ball placed nicely on top and let me tee off with a 9 iron

And then well get a bite to eat - if they've still got enough teeth to eat with

ronny555

Audi Boy

I would happily use you as my tee for my big driver.

Chris L

Sod it Mark - just hit 'em

Chris

Audi-Boy

You'd better make sure you've got a good aim then, cos if you miss, that club handle will be up your @rse and out your mouth!

Chris L

Yeah - but who is holding the club in the first place?

matt85

I play golf, and have done since i was very young so i do hear what youre saying.

I play at a private club, which is admittedly quite snobby, and since i was a young kid and the amount of sh*t you used to get was unbelievable, as they always give off the attitude that you were lucky to play their and that you had to bend over backwards for the privilege. I could give you a hundred stories of some of the most quite unbelievable discrimination against junior golfers you have ever heard.

Is funny though now im grown up and can see it in a different light they dont half shut up quick when you have a go back.

Municipals on the other hand are absolutely great places. Ok they arent exactly like Augusta but the people that tend to play at them are the type that you would more than willing to have a beer with at the end of your round. Although the standard of golf does tend to be pretty poor as well as the courses, with some exceptions obviously.

Dracoro

Oh, the irony of this all

Hammy Hamster

They always seem very nice to me.

Jerome

Tee hee. That's very punny

what would scooby do

I guess this is where I don't mention my corporate membership at Wentworth

LOL

Nice playing a few holes alongside Sylvester Stallones pad though

unclebuck

I always carry a club in my boot. It's easy to whack a twonk on the head with a ball and a well aimed shot. I have it on film.



UB

fitzscoob

lol if you got hit with the ball off the tee, that would be the last thing you would see

ive had to take many evasive manouver to dodge wayward golf *****

fitzscoob

chris when we gonna get a round in then? could get a couple more make a mini society round

workshy_fopp

Golf is much less exclusive in Scotland. I work in the 3rd or 4th worst area in Edinburgh. The place needs nuked. But the other day I saw 2 neds with a small bag of 7-8 clubs each, and I thought, only in Scotland I truly believe they were actually going to play golf with the clubs!

hoskib

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it's not all bad luckily, shot 16 on the first 2 holes last sunday (7 over par FFS!) finished 12 over for the day, 2 over my handicap,

it's a funny old game