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Old 14 June 2013, 09:07 AM
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So I need a couple of trees cutting down, what are people's recommendations here then?
Old 14 June 2013, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
So I need a couple of trees cutting down, what are people's recommendations here then?
Just follow the Scoobynet's Thick *****' Guide to selecting your tree felling compnay.

Aslk if they emply immigrants... if they say yes put the phone down as they are obviously breaking the law by doing so. If they employ good old white boys then they're the outfit to use

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Old 14 June 2013, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
So I need a couple of trees cutting down, what are people's recommendations here then?
DIY
Old 14 June 2013, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Just follow the Scoobynet's Thick *****' Guide to selecting your tree felling compnay.

Aslk if they emply immigrants... if they say yes put the phone down as they are obviously breaking the law by doing so. If they employ good old white boys then they're the outfit to use
Hmmm, thanks for the tip, however, all Gwai-lo's look the same to me.
Old 14 June 2013, 01:15 PM
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Talking of immigrants, two of my house mates (of 4 days) got rounded up by UK immigration and deported for having expired visas. Funny thing was - they had been working for the NHS for over a year!

Trouble is they, came round at 7 in the morning!

You can't say they're not trying.
Old 14 June 2013, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Just follow the Scoobynet's Thick *****' Guide to selecting your tree felling compnay.

Aslk if they emply immigrants... if they say yes put the phone down as they are obviously breaking the law by doing so. If they employ good old white boys then they're the outfit to use
So these Eastern European workers were not white boys either,what about the Geordie lad..
Old 14 June 2013, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
So these Eastern European workers were not white boys either,what about the Geordie lad..

The Geordie was a spade, and the Eastern Bloc quartet are all shirt-lifters.
They are currently round Martin's pruning his roses.
Never be out of work at those prices.
Old 14 June 2013, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by c_maguire
The Geordie was a spade, and the Eastern Bloc quartet are all shirt-lifters.
They are currently round Martin's pruning his roses.
Never be out of work at those prices.
Those roses aint going to prune themselves!

Actually I only employ Baltic Beauties, and only on very short-term contracts in certain gentlemens clubs (cash in hand of course)

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Old 14 June 2013, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
So I need a couple of trees cutting down, what are people's recommendations here then?
Originally Posted by f1_fan
Just follow the Scoobynet's Thick *****' Guide to selecting your tree felling compnay.
Don't bother. It was written by fa1l_fan and is a work of fiction.
Old 14 June 2013, 06:12 PM
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Sigh....here we go again.

At least I now know what it's like to have an Internet stalker... trust me to get a ******* totally retarded one
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At least they are easier to deal with!

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Old 14 June 2013, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Sigh....here we go again.

At least I now know what it's like to have an Internet stalker... trust me to get a ******* totally retarded one

Oh how you flatter yourself! Couldn't your warped little brain grasp the fact I was replying to a tongue in cheek question asked by jonc?
Only 5 minutes elapsed from the time when I posted my reply to jonc and to your dim-witted post and you call me an internet stalker?

Unless I'm wrong about the above and your post was perhaps directed at someone else? Is this the case and if so who is your stalker?

Just a thought,I wonder what kind of person makes the best stalker? Do they get paid? Would a non (careful ) UK born person be better at it and for less money?

I look forward to what I hope is your last reply.
Old 14 June 2013, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
At least they are easier to deal with!

Les
Only just
Old 14 June 2013, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
Oh how you flatter yourself! Couldn't your warped little brain grasp the fact I was replying to a tongue in cheek question asked by jonc?
Only 5 minutes elapsed from the time when I posted my reply to jonc and to your dim-witted post and you call me an internet stalker?

Unless I'm wrong about the above and your post was perhaps directed at someone else? Is this the case and if so who is your stalker?

Just a thought,I wonder what kind of person makes the best stalker? Do they get paid? Would a non (careful ) UK born person be better at it and for less money?

I look forward to what I hope is your last reply.
Zzzzzzzzzz, pack it in now.... you're embarrassing yourself... and that takes some doing!
Old 14 June 2013, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Zzzzzzzzzz, pack it in now.... you're embarrassing yourself... and that takes some doing!
Later, fa1l_fan.
Old 15 June 2013, 09:50 AM
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If ever some of you lot met F1 in a pub etc,
Old 18 June 2013, 01:53 AM
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Let's make it clear




Old 18 June 2013, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
Where does it say in the first post you were moving house fannybaws and what difference does it make unless the second quote was for the new house and covered the exact same area. Timewaster and **** stirrer
I did not realise I had to give my life story. The quote was for the same house by the same company but my circumstances changed after the first quote hence not going ahead with...... there have you got it now? Or is it still beyond your 2 bouncing braincells.....*****

As far as ***** stirring is concerned that started with u as I remember I told my story and you voiced your prickish opinion based on your 2 braincell understanding
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