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18 September 2012, 07:15 PM
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This is a true story that happened 11 weeks ago to a friend of mine.
My mate (John) has a 26 year old Son (James) who was unfortunately born with mental issues and still has them.
James lives in a self contained apartment that is within a large care home.
James has had a fixation on monsters, vampires etc from birth and this is still very evident.
Eleven weeks ago John and his wife had a phone call early one evening from James and John's wife answered the phone.
"Mum, Mum, Mum, quick, quick come over ....I have caught a troll........ quick quick" !!!!! and hung up.
With that John and his wife jumped in the car and drove the 12 miles. Upon arriving James opened the door and to there absolute horror he was covered in blood from head to foot and holding what appeared to be half a shirt sleeve. Looking over his shoulder they also saw blood on the closed kitchen door and around the door handles.
"Quick, quick, come here I have him trapped in a cupboard" .
John and his wife followed James who was doing a Usain Bolt down the hallway towards the kitchen.
Upon arriving in the kitchen a chair had been lodged up against a low level kitchen cupboard. James opened the cupboard door and John & his wife were shocked to see a battered dwarf covered in blood.
What actually happened was a dwarf was visiting a relative in the home and had popped outside to have a ***.
The dwarf is STILL in hospital 11 weeks after the event with James still believing he done the world a favour.
My mate (John) has a 26 year old Son (James) who was unfortunately born with mental issues and still has them.
James lives in a self contained apartment that is within a large care home.
James has had a fixation on monsters, vampires etc from birth and this is still very evident.
Eleven weeks ago John and his wife had a phone call early one evening from James and John's wife answered the phone.
"Mum, Mum, Mum, quick, quick come over ....I have caught a troll........ quick quick" !!!!! and hung up.
With that John and his wife jumped in the car and drove the 12 miles. Upon arriving James opened the door and to there absolute horror he was covered in blood from head to foot and holding what appeared to be half a shirt sleeve. Looking over his shoulder they also saw blood on the closed kitchen door and around the door handles.
"Quick, quick, come here I have him trapped in a cupboard" .
John and his wife followed James who was doing a Usain Bolt down the hallway towards the kitchen.
Upon arriving in the kitchen a chair had been lodged up against a low level kitchen cupboard. James opened the cupboard door and John & his wife were shocked to see a battered dwarf covered in blood.
What actually happened was a dwarf was visiting a relative in the home and had popped outside to have a ***.
The dwarf is STILL in hospital 11 weeks after the event with James still believing he done the world a favour.
good job emmaroids wasnt there its her ambition to kick a dwarf
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18 September 2012, 09:56 PM
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is this honestly true , if it is , it's both a little sad and a little funny
I have 2 phobias 1) rats 2) dwarfs
Oompa lumpas scare me to death ( honestly )
I went to Alton towers once and was queuing for a ride and a dwarf came walking towards me , More scary than the ride ,I just froze
Don't know if I would go as far as James though
I have 2 phobias 1) rats 2) dwarfs
Oompa lumpas scare me to death ( honestly )
I went to Alton towers once and was queuing for a ride and a dwarf came walking towards me , More scary than the ride ,I just froze
Don't know if I would go as far as James though
19 September 2012, 01:26 AM
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Clive, I should laugh but I have just spat half my homemade salad over my keyboard.
What action is taking place towards James? But the said Troll or by the home?
Steve
What action is taking place towards James? But the said Troll or by the home?
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19 September 2012, 06:47 AM
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LOL ........ I've been had a gooden gents.
Sorry for the misinformation. My friend John DOES have a backward Son of that age and a mate of mine told me this story so it all added up.
I'll get him back for this !!
Sorry for the misinformation. My friend John DOES have a backward Son of that age and a mate of mine told me this story so it all added up.
I'll get him back for this !!
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