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Sad story or funny story?.... you decide.
Deleted due to misinformation :)
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No way!
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Originally Posted by SkullFudge
(Post 10794116)
This is a true story that happened 11 weeks ago to a friend of mine.
My mate (John) has a 26 year old Son (James) who was unfortunately born with mental issues and still has them. James lives in a self contained apartment that is within a large care home. James has had a fixation on monsters, vampires etc from birth and this is still very evident. Eleven weeks ago John and his wife had a phone call early one evening from James and John's wife answered the phone. "Mum, Mum, Mum, quick, quick come over ....I have caught a troll........ quick quick" !!!!! and hung up. With that John and his wife jumped in the car and drove the 12 miles. Upon arriving James opened the door and to there absolute horror he was covered in blood from head to foot and holding what appeared to be half a shirt sleeve. Looking over his shoulder they also saw blood on the closed kitchen door and around the door handles. "Quick, quick, come here I have him trapped in a cupboard" . John and his wife followed James who was doing a Usain Bolt down the hallway towards the kitchen. Upon arriving in the kitchen a chair had been lodged up against a low level kitchen cupboard. James opened the cupboard door and John & his wife were shocked to see a battered dwarf covered in blood. What actually happened was a dwarf was visiting a relative in the home and had popped outside to have a fag. The dwarf is STILL in hospital 11 weeks after the event with James still believing he done the world a favour. good job emmaroids wasnt there its her ambition to kick a dwarf |
Quite honestly would say someone like that needs putting down,wouldn't let an animal get away with that behaviour would we,what's the difference??
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Originally Posted by JackClark
(Post 10794131)
No way!
I swear that story is true. I have no gain to lie. |
Originally Posted by prodriverules
(Post 10794136)
Quite honestly would say someone like that needs putting down,wouldn't let an animal get away with that behaviour would we,what's the difference??
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or a real Troll
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hahaha
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Story
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James really did stoop low. :(
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Sad, not even remotely funny.
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We don't even know how tall he is
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isn't PSlewis a troll?
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Originally Posted by wrx300scooby
(Post 10794255)
Sad, not even remotely funny.
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Update from the Hospital;
Doc said,'He used to be happy now he's grumpy.' |
Originally Posted by Blue and Gold
(Post 10794396)
isn't PSlewis a troll?
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Originally Posted by Blue and Gold
(Post 10794396)
isn't PSlewis a troll?
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is this honestly true , if it is , it's both a little sad and a little funny
I have 2 phobias 1) rats 2) dwarfs Oompa lumpas scare me to death ( honestly ) I went to Alton towers once and was queuing for a ride and a dwarf came walking towards me , More scary than the ride ,I just froze Don't know if I would go as far as James though |
Gandalf will know the answer..
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Originally Posted by prodriverules
(Post 10794136)
Quite honestly would say someone like that needs putting down,wouldn't let an animal get away with that behaviour would we,what's the difference??
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double :Suspiciou
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Clive, I should laugh but I have just spat half my homemade salad over my keyboard.
What action is taking place towards James? But the said Troll or by the home? Steve |
Originally Posted by SkullFudge
(Post 10794145)
I swear that story is true. I have no gain to lie.
See the urban legends link posted above for many versions of this 'tall tale'. |
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ah well, there goes your forum rep
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Did the Dwarf have learning difficulties?
If so it's not big and not clever! <I'll get my coat!> |
LOL ........ I've been had a gooden gents.
Sorry for the misinformation. My friend John DOES have a backward Son of that age and a mate of mine told me this story so it all added up. I'll get him back for this !! |
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