A luxury , but I'm glad I did
14 September 2010, 03:57 AM
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A luxury , but I'm glad I did
It appears I have a dose of the mumps , my right ******** is the size of an orange and very sore. Trouble is I'm in Brisbane and have to get back to Bangkok - 9 hour flight yeah . Thai Air were offering business class up grades for $700 so I went for it .
Given my condition it was worth every cent .
I had my legs apart for the whole journey , even turbulence did not induce any additional discomfort , not having to move for other passengers etc .
Getting back to the mumps to be honest I like the look of my sack at the moment , but too painful to be of any use .
Given my condition it was worth every cent .
I had my legs apart for the whole journey , even turbulence did not induce any additional discomfort , not having to move for other passengers etc .
Getting back to the mumps to be honest I like the look of my sack at the moment , but too painful to be of any use .
14 September 2010, 08:52 AM
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hope you have had all the kids you want to have. Proven links to male sterility. You may find that your 120M little soldiers per load reduces to 120,000. Of that 120K, 80% are deformed and the other 20% have very low motility. To all intents and purposes you're going to be firing blanks. I would get yourself checked out after to get rid of the mumps.
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14 September 2010, 08:58 AM
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I had the mumps when I was 23, I was that sick I could not get up to be sick so I had a bucket by the bed. And when I did try and get up To go to the toilet I fell over and karate chopped my bedside table in half with my head.
Gone times Good times....
Gone times Good times....
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It appears I have a dose of the mumps , my right ******** is the size of an orange and very sore. Trouble is I'm in Brisbane and have to get back to Bangkok - 9 hour flight yeah . Thai Air were offering business class up grades for $700 so I went for it .
Given my condition it was worth every cent .
I had my legs apart for the whole journey , even turbulence did not induce any additional discomfort , not having to move for other passengers etc .
Getting back to the mumps to be honest I like the look of my sack at the moment , but too painful to be of any use .
Given my condition it was worth every cent .
I had my legs apart for the whole journey , even turbulence did not induce any additional discomfort , not having to move for other passengers etc .
Getting back to the mumps to be honest I like the look of my sack at the moment , but too painful to be of any use .
Would you like some ointment on that?
14 September 2010, 10:49 AM
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BTTT... Business & 1st class are great, last year whilst we were in America Herself twisted her knee the day before we were due to come home and couldn't walk and therefore couldn't fly either, so after an extra 3 days waiting for the insurance to sort it out we flew home 1st class from Orlando to Newark and then onto Belfast. We had hardly sat down and we were offered free drinks and then more free drinks and better food and huge comfy seats with our own TV's and also pillows and blankets and a freshening up kit. If I could afford it I would fly this way all of the time.
Hope your nads and mumps are ok and no lasting effects
windyboy
Hope your nads and mumps are ok and no lasting effects
windyboy
14 September 2010, 11:26 AM
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We flew to the states and back cattle class once, never again. Ever since we've booked either 1st or business, free Hennessey and coke on tap and use of the Executive lounges with free bar, food and comfy recliners 
Worth every penny whether you've got elephantitis of the nuts or not
Worth every penny whether you've got elephantitis of the nuts or not
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