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Old 05 June 2009, 11:11 AM
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Default Sir Alan to become Lord Sugar

Just been announced.
Also to be taken on as Enterprise Tsar.
(Spelling corrected cos I'm fick! )

Celebrity Party for power! Clarkson, Lumley, any other suggestions? Lol

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Old 05 June 2009, 11:13 AM
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DCI Gene Hunt as minister for Justice


p.s. it's Tsar
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Lol I was gonna put (sp) after it but didn't want people thinking I meant socialist party

PSL for communications and spin?
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I'll have defence minister please.
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I'll take Home Office.

I'll sort the country out.

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I'll stay where I am thank you. As they say - Consultancy: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made prolonging the problem.
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Can I have the Job of Minister of Transport seeing as nobody else has gone for it. I could sort out this country by getting rid of all traffic wombles, rid the country of the H&S admin fools, lay down some serious amount of tarmac, scrap the congestion charge, police all the bloody cyclists, bring in capital punishment for car crime etc. All that in the first week, so I might have a little holiday after that.
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Clarkson - Transport Minister

Abramovich - Minister of Sport

Dwain Chambers - Minister for 2012

Esther Rantzen - Home Secretary

Kilroy - Foreign Secretary

Any more?
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder
Clarkson - Transport Minister

Abramovich - Minister of Sport

Dwain Chambers - Minister for 2012

Esther Rantzen - Home Secretary

Kilroy - Foreign Secretary

Any more?

Thats more like it.
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Oi, Mr Taylor, I clicked that link and it too me somewhere very unsafe for work (or sitting in a crowded train on your laptop!!!!)
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder
Clarkson - Transport Minister

Abramovich - Minister of Sport

Dwain Chambers - Minister for 2012

Esther Rantzen - Home Secretary

Kilroy - Foreign Secretary

Any more?

Anne Robinson - Chief Whip (you are the weakest link, goodbye)
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Originally Posted by Simon C
Anne Robinson - Chief Whip (you are the weakest link, goodbye)
lol for her interview/trial can we send her to No10 quickly and see if she can get the job done a bit quicker?
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Minister for immigration - Bernard Manning.


Oh, hang on a second, he's dead.... bugger
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Davina McCall, speaker of the house
Wolf from Gladiators, defence secretary
John Barrowman, Culture secretary
Old 05 June 2009, 03:31 PM
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John Prescott - International Affairs
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That hairy prat makes me feel ill to see him and even worse once he starts talking!

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