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Old 20 March 2009, 07:08 PM
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Default An outspoken Aussie...

One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's ********* to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'
'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'


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Old 20 March 2009, 07:14 PM
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<sit back Martin 2005 and Pete B are on the way>

Scoobynets Batman and Robin to the rescue

Popcorn anyone???

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Old 20 March 2009, 07:18 PM
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Old 20 March 2009, 07:27 PM
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That is class!

<sits back in chair and opens a tub of popcorn>
Old 20 March 2009, 07:49 PM
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Ha ha ha superb!
Old 20 March 2009, 08:42 PM
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Now that is classic SN.
Keep it up lads.
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Typical Aussie as I have found out.

This week some dude in Mebourne Des "tuppance" Moran, who's family have were a notorious crime family in the 90's (Moran's, see the underbelly TV series )most now slane, was shot in his car the guy only fired one shot and missed him, his response when describing his attacker to the local radio reporter was ...

"He was in inbred albino ****, if he'd been fair dinkum he'd have fired more than once, he wasn't a f*cking professional, at first I thought f*** this c***, he's going to put some more into the car, but through the window but he didn't"

I wonder if he realises what a tuppence is also known as in the UK
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