Jeem

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he's dissapeard and still logged in, thought i'd see if all men where the same as mine. he spends half the time on the car and the other half on here, I cant change tv cause he manages to watch that at the same time, but when I tell him something he'll forget, he seems to acknowledge it at the time with a grunt and yeh yeh i'm listening to ya, then when the day arrives he says where are going or you didn't tell me, when in actual fact I tell him everything 3 times.

He did buy me a new present though so all is forgiven a new hoover

phil_wrx

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u sure u aint my wife? sounds just like what she says to me ?

Spoon

Oh dear and he PM'd me to say he was gay and could I help him break it to you.

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

you got a new hoover and you still complain?

Spoon

She'll be happier when he fits the plug though.

phil_wrx

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u cant please some women, he has a hobby it beats hanging out the back of one of the neighbours

Clarebabes

Multi-tasking?

Jeem

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I see the misses is getn involved with scoobynet aswell so theres her involved in something a do theres another thing we have in comon so she cant complain now

Clarebabes

You sound like my type of bloke. Are you single?

Jeem

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Depends how long she will put up with me

Clarebabes

Why don't you talk to her instead of posting on here then?

Jeem

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Shes sorting out my mates girlfriend prob. Plus theres only so much of curtains and cusions i can put up with

Spoon

Maybe set her up an account and PM her.

Jeem

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Good idea she says maybe i would speak to her then, But i mite spend more time PM her instead off reading up on SN once she sees am signed on

DYK

It's probably not a Dyson m8,more like he got her one them ones where you still have to change the dust Bag..

Jeem

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NO NO mate she picked it and its bagless

DYK

nice very slick,you made her pick it so she cant complian to you a week later..well you picked it babe..I would have gone for a 1300rpm washing machine,so she can sit on it,till i get home...

Jeem

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Shes already got the wasing mahine and the tumble drier just hope that hoover didnt skin me too much that i cant get the new teins ive got ordered