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Old 25 November 2005, 07:34 PM
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Had this done this afternoon, wasn't too bad except for the 2 nurses and surgeon all having clear view of me tackle and then ....oh god the needle for the anaesthetic in both sides...10mins later all done...pretty good all in although the anaesthetic is now wearing off and the ache is starting...........

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Old 25 November 2005, 07:38 PM
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erm..... congratulations?
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Hope the surgeon was Corgi registered!
Old 25 November 2005, 07:46 PM
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Hope the surgeon was Corgi registered!
Yeah - a leak in that job could be fairly catastrophic
Old 25 November 2005, 07:57 PM
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i hope soon as you walked in you commented on how cold it was outside lol

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Had this done this afternoon, wasn't too bad except for the 2 nurses and surgeon all having clear view of me tackle and then ....oh god the needle for the anaesthetic in both sides...10mins later all done...pretty good all in although the anaesthetic is now wearing off and the ache is starting...........

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Old 25 November 2005, 07:59 PM
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congratulations on becoming a jaffa
Old 25 November 2005, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mog
Had this done this afternoon, wasn't too bad except for the 2 nurses and surgeon all having clear view of me tackle and then ....oh god the needle for the anaesthetic in both sides...10mins later all done...pretty good all in although the anaesthetic is now wearing off and the ache is starting...........

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You should've sent your missus in. A quick snip of the tubes or the full on hysterectomy, either way pain free (for you ) and the result is the same She won't be spitting any more bin lids out
Old 25 November 2005, 08:10 PM
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hope you don't end up like my mate, swelling not the word. A tennis ball looked small.I mean the ******* was solid and if I say the diameter was 6 inches I would not be far off. He could not walk with this big thing down the front. But me stomach ache for a few hours, and a black bunch
Old 25 November 2005, 08:25 PM
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Take it from me, they go black!!!! very black,

now starts a week of walking like john wayne

and taking in samples is fun!!! especially when they give you a jam jar to fill


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Old 25 November 2005, 08:34 PM
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This procedure has crossed my mind, but I'm only 32 (with two kids). I think I'm too young to have it done.

Problem is, I'm running out of socks, pillows and curtains to shoot my "joy gloy" into

My bed's rather crispy too.....

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Old 25 November 2005, 08:40 PM
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Each to there own.

No pain, no swelling, no discomfort.
Old 25 November 2005, 08:56 PM
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i swear to fu#k. Some of the threads people put up?? why would you want people knowing your business!!!
Old 25 November 2005, 08:58 PM
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I'm sure it's done to put me off my food.
Old 25 November 2005, 10:06 PM
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my mate had this done and sat up and sniped his own tubes,now **** that for a game of soldiers
Old 25 November 2005, 10:50 PM
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**** that, its our duty to spread the seed

Let her get it done if she doesnt want no more, at the end of the day its her looking after the little *****, we can sit in the pub or in a locked study out of the way

Each to there own though

I can mind when i got my old dog the snip, the ****** wouldnt come near me for months, kept on drawing its eyes off me **** THAT
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