SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong, or
smart enough to steal one.


The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want
to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.


The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'


'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.





This procedure also works in Middlesborough,
parts of Bradford, Huddersfield, and anywhere in Wales!

dpb

Ian

iTrader: (10)

hahaha

yoza

Ive got a recording of that joke told by Stan Boardman, its on Betamax.

The Dogs B******s

Was it better said by Swissy?

yoza

No.

It always sounds better coming from a scouser with a lisp and a twitch....