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20 March 2005, 10:24 PM

paul-s

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sometimes if your checking out a persons feedback, the negative replies & follow-up replies can be side splittingly funny... !!

post any humourous ones up so we can all laugh !
heres my contribution

Buyer : not very good, werent real and wasnt made clear when bidding

Reply by : IT'S A VINYL RECORD - WHAT WASN'T REAL ??? WAS IT MADE OF GLASS OR SOMETHING ???

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Buyer: Paid by pay pal. No record arrived.Sent 2 emails got no responce. Not happy

Reply by: ARE YOU NOT HAPPY CAUSE YOU CAN'T USE A PHONE - 01*** IT'S ALL OVER EBAY

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21 March 2005, 02:26 PM

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http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayIS...&iid=-1&de=off

Some classics!

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21 March 2005, 02:33 PM

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this one cracks me up...

Follow-up : Wisely, bidders contact details are false, so I'm unable to napalm-gas his home.

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21 March 2005, 02:40 PM

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"Seller claimed to be vegetarian but was caught scoffing a big mac during sale!!"

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21 March 2005, 03:15 PM

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A couple that I have just found from a previous link, so funny !!!

"GREAT SELLER A+. N.B. All Scousers and makems are house-burgling pikey *******."

WILL IT BE CHIPS OR JACKET SPUDS? WILL IT BE SALAD? OR FROZEN PEAS?
Seller mzsaunders

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WILL IT BE MUSHROOMS????
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) 10-Jan-05 10:456938578727

FRIED ONION RINGS?
Seller mzsaunders

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) 10-Jan-05 10:456938578960

YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. A++++++++
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Isn't that the words to the oven chips advert from years ago

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21 March 2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mr_bo11ox

GREAT SELLER A+. N.B. All Scousers and makems are house-burgling pikey *******

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21 March 2005, 03:37 PM

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BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies.

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21 March 2005, 03:40 PM

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And another classic from the same guy:

Seller was extradited to Spain on war crimes charges before sale was completed.
Reply by ear_bologna: Who is this guy? Hijacked my sensible auction and leaves me daft feedback!?
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: YO MOMMA IS A 'HO.

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21 March 2005, 03:45 PM

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fall off my chair laughing

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21 March 2005, 04:00 PM

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builders in the back of a transit minibus singing...?
mc cain oven chips i think

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Originally Posted by Scooby-Mark

A couple that I have just found from a previous link, so funny !!!

"GREAT SELLER A+. N.B. All Scousers and makems are house-burgling pikey *******."

Isn't that the words to the oven chips advert from years ago

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21 March 2005, 04:22 PM

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for some idiot trying to charge me stupid postage once i left:
"Dick Turpin's not dead...."

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21 March 2005, 05:25 PM

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PMSL @ link
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21 March 2005, 05:43 PM

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Proper Ebay hero! Agrees with me that the UK is a dump as well! Cheers mate.

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21 March 2005, 05:45 PM

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Sold his car to me after I won it in an Ebay auction. Fair enough

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21 March 2005, 05:58 PM

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Buyer:- Gold Wheels did NOT make me Gay as promised

Seller:- I am Gay and love them sweetie

Buyer:- I am NOT Gay and HATE the poncie, girlie Gold - but, thought they would make me Gay as my Missus is a Fat Ugly Heffa!!

Seller:- Please return wheels, they are ONLY to be used by Gay-Boys!

Buyer:- Returned, disgusted ......

Its been deleted now, or I would have posted the link!

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