Embarassing Romantic Incidents
14 February 2005, 11:38 AM
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Embarassing Romantic Incidents
In the spirit of the day - what's the most amusing romantic incident that's happened to you?
Apart from the well documented first date (him thinking I was a bloke - long story!
) there was the incident in the bath..... a long, candlelit romantic soak accompanied by a tape I'd put together of romantic tunes. (As you may have seen in Fridays thread, I can't exactly be trusted when compiling a mix of tunes.) The champagne was chilled, the candles subdued, the mood sublime, and then the romantic interlude was ruined by the theme tune to The Hair Bear Bunch which I'd completely forgotten about!
Apart from the well documented first date (him thinking I was a bloke - long story!
) there was the incident in the bath..... a long, candlelit romantic soak accompanied by a tape I'd put together of romantic tunes. (As you may have seen in Fridays thread, I can't exactly be trusted when compiling a mix of tunes.) The champagne was chilled, the candles subdued, the mood sublime, and then the romantic interlude was ruined by the theme tune to The Hair Bear Bunch which I'd completely forgotten about!
14 February 2005, 12:42 PM
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In an itimate embrace with a girly, and i whispered her best mates name in her ear!!! she was seriously not impressed....
to make things very worse, i did it again later....
suffice to say it didnt last
Mart
to make things very worse, i did it again later....
suffice to say it didnt last
Mart
14 February 2005, 01:28 PM
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Mart that's a well known fetish called Sex Rodeo - Start doing it ahem doggystyle and when nicely in the ummm groove, call her by some other girl's name and see how long you can stay on for
14 February 2005, 01:38 PM
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Whilst impressing a new lady with my wooing powers, i decided a outlay on new bed sheets etc was required, so when i managed to suitably impress her into the bedroom she wouldnt be put off by skanky bedsheets
One nice purchase of satiny/silky sheets and a couple of dates later and she was in her underwear atop my new bedding, bathed in subtle light and the soft smell of scented candles.
I moved closer and began to take charge of procedings, whilst manouvering into a "docking" position i slide of the sheets like a baby oiled snake, doing a rather ineligant sort of double pike (naked men dont fly well, nor i'm sure do they look attractive!) and landed heavily at the foot of the bed on my neck/head/shoulders
the smell of deep heat then took the edge of the scented candles, plus her sniggering as she relived my Black Hawk Down piroette.
Like a true hero i managed to struggle on but let her go on top!!
One nice purchase of satiny/silky sheets and a couple of dates later and she was in her underwear atop my new bedding, bathed in subtle light and the soft smell of scented candles.
I moved closer and began to take charge of procedings, whilst manouvering into a "docking" position i slide of the sheets like a baby oiled snake, doing a rather ineligant sort of double pike (naked men dont fly well, nor i'm sure do they look attractive!) and landed heavily at the foot of the bed on my neck/head/shoulders
the smell of deep heat then took the edge of the scented candles, plus her sniggering as she relived my Black Hawk Down piroette.
Like a true hero i managed to struggle on but let her go on top!!
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Well there was the screamer I used to date...
You know the scene... romance, subtle lighting, smooching, getting heavier, steamier, the shared looks... the move upstairs.
The gentle undressing of each other... the long slow kisses, the exploring, the touching, the sensual feeling of each other, holding touching kissing...
The loving, the sensation as you near climax and then she 'says'
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God it dun't half put you out yer stride.
Actually, me absolutely wetting myself laughing at this point probably didn't help...
You know the scene... romance, subtle lighting, smooching, getting heavier, steamier, the shared looks... the move upstairs.
The gentle undressing of each other... the long slow kisses, the exploring, the touching, the sensual feeling of each other, holding touching kissing...
The loving, the sensation as you near climax and then she 'says'
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God it dun't half put you out yer stride.
Actually, me absolutely wetting myself laughing at this point probably didn't help...
15 February 2005, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God it dun't half put you out yer stride.
Actually, me absolutely wetting myself laughing at this point probably didn't help...
God it dun't half put you out yer stride.
Actually, me absolutely wetting myself laughing at this point probably didn't help...
Reminds me of a "screamer" I once dated (for a short while). Only difference was she would be VERY vocal the whole time
Used to get some funny looks from my neighbours
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