Punk Tried It On With My Friend Today!!
18 December 2004, 10:00 PM
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Punk Tried It On With My Friend Today!!
My mate (82) and I were in the shopping centre today Xmas shopping.
We sat down for a rest when along came a young man with spiked hair and sat down beside him.
The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
My old friend just stared at him.
The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
My friend answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my son.
Pete 
We sat down for a rest when along came a young man with spiked hair and sat down beside him.
The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
My old friend just stared at him.
The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
My friend answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my son.
Pete
18 December 2004, 10:28 PM
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You need to get a MadGrip too!!
Like I have said before, I have had my life - YOU are wasting your life posting on here slagging off an old fella!!
Pete
Like I have said before, I have had my life - YOU are wasting your life posting on here slagging off an old fella!!
Pete
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19 December 2004, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
My mate (82) and I were in the shopping centre today Xmas shopping.
We sat down for a rest when along came a young man with spiked hair and sat down beside him.
The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
My old friend just stared at him.
The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
My friend answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my son.
Pete
We sat down for a rest when along came a young man with spiked hair and sat down beside him.
The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
My old friend just stared at him.
The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
My friend answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my son.
Pete Very funny
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19 December 2004, 05:11 PM
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