Punk Tried It On With My Friend Today!!
 

My mate (82) and I were in the shopping centre today Xmas shopping.

We sat down for a rest when along came a young man with spiked hair and sat down beside him.

The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.

My old friend just stared at him.

The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

My friend answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot.

I was just wondering if you were my son.

:D Pete ;)

YOU HAVE FRIENDS PETE ? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN ?

ho ho ho.





very drol pete..


"nurse more bromide & diazipan for mr lewis"

Id hardly call that trying it on, now if he pinned him up and tried to mug him that would be trying it on

:D

Well, you lot - for starters!! :D

Pete

PS Lewis...

you really do need to get a life
















































or end it

You need to get a MadGrip too!! :D

Like I have said before, I have had my life - YOU are wasting your life posting on here slagging off an old fella!!

Pete

Aw give the old guy a break,it's near Chrimbo! ;)

No mention of gold wheels,big exhausts or speed limits,at least he tried to be funny! :D

made me laugh anyway.........! :)

Not bad for an old f@rt ;):D

Pete, be honest now.... have you been on the cooking sherry again? ;)

I did pop some Baileys in my coffee!! :eek: would that do it?

Pete

Very funny:D.........

This is the first 'Pete post' thats made sense to me:D

I thought it was quite amusing.

Very funny. :)

WB

Pretty quick that one-I laughed.

Les :D

Very good. Made me laugh.

Nice one Pete:D:D:D

Quite amusing :)

Obviously a joke post as if it wasnt it wouldve started off with the line "my mate was stabbed to death today :("

http://forums.sidc.co.uk/messageview...threadid=28764


What a coincidence - must be twins :rolleyes: