davegtt

I come for visit, get treated regal,

So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross border, poor and broke,

Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,

Say I need to see welfare.



Welfare say, "You come no more,

We send plenty cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,

NHS, it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,

Thanks to you, British dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them come as fast as you can.



They come in rags on the back of trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,

But neighbour's patience wearing thin

Finally, British guy moves away,

Now I buy his house, and then I say,

Find more aliens for house to rent."

And in the yard I put a tent.



Send for family (they just trash),

But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is mucho good,

And soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby-it's called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free! We got no bills!

Britishman crazy! He pay all year,

To keep us illegals in comfort here.

We think UK is very good place!

Much too good for the British race.

If they not like us, they can go,

There's lots of room elsewhere you know....

RichWalk

one of those 'sad but true' moments.........

SiDHEaD

sounds about right!

JoanUK300

I still can`t believe that the majority of people I talk to feel the same way we do and the Government don`t seem to be able to see what is going on..........or is it me having another blonde moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very good though, have copied and sent to all my address book........suppose thats wrong too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davegtt

just waiting now for some PC doo gooder to correct me with the thread title "an asylum seeker is not an illegal immigrant"

story still rings true though which ever way u wanna look at it

CEL

iTrader: (1)

PMSL.... seen this one a long time ago but it still makes me smile.. so very very true

Edit: makes me smile because i can imagine an asylum seeker reading it out loud

ProperCharlie

does this guy work for Hallmark or something?

GaryK

yes an old one and would be funny if it wasnt so painfully close to the truth, yes surprised the PC police havent picked you up yet dave.