pslewis

Last Friday evening the wife was shopping in her new (to her) car. My daughter was in some play rehersals. I was playing on the playstation, all was at peace with the world.

Then, I had to go and be a Taxi and pick up said daughter - jump into car and notice that I have a missed call on my mobile, look at the number 0141 ******** - didn't recognise it, but - as my daughter and wife were out it could be one of those calling for help or something.

So I returned the call after I had collected my daughter (it wasn't her) and the call was answered by what I thought was a Chinese person speaking their native tongue, tried to get somewhere but after 2 minutes of complete gibberish I hung up and retired into the house.

Wife arrived home safely, it wasn't her - obviously a wrong call, thought nothing more of it.

Saturday morning, pop on internet and type in the 0141 code and it comes back as a Glasgow number (no wonder I couldn't understand the bloke who answered!! - it was a Glasgow laddie!!) .... anyway, got ready for a trip into town - get into car and start her up - mobile bleeps that I have 2 answerfone messages. Ring answer phone and am greeted by a barage of scottish accentted abuse, "You F**** W**** C**** ring me back and tell me who you are you F**KER, how dare ye F**KING ring off you S***FACED W**KER" or words to that effect!!

Now message number 2:- "Right You F**KINK T*AT You Are F*CKING Dead, I am going to trace your number and F**KING have you killed, I will F**KING come there and burn your car with you in it, you will die a painful death you F**KING AR**HOLE ....blah .... blah ..... blah" you get the picture???

Are all Glasgow residents this mad? It was clearly a pi55head, sounded very much like Rab C Nesbit!!

I have the recordings and telephone number for the police, just in case he travels 750 miles to punch my lights out cos I rang his phone and hung up as I considered him chinese!!

It made my weekend - what a laugh!!

Pete

Tiggs

isnt there a wall to stop them coming down here? i recall something about it in school.....is it guarded?

pslewis

Hey, Tiggs - you voted for me to kill myself!! Wasn't YOU was it???

Pete

Tiggs

errrrr...did i?

MooseRacer

Ring him back constantly and pester him for sex.

pslewis

Sorry Tiggs, I forgot that someone could vote (but not post) as you posted and one vote was cast I guessed it was you! ..... my humblest apologies Sir

As for the Sex thing ..... just cos he wears a frock doen't mean he will be attractive to me!!

Pete

MooseRacer

Pete - the idea behind the sex thing is I'm sure it might just wind him up even more

wwp8

post his number on the net.
everyone call him to take the ****.
or i have a very good idea for a prank

wwp8

guess what i voted for LOL

chaos.

c'mon, mail me the number, Im bored and I want some pissed scottish abuse.

Och Noooooooooooor

wwp8

i'm sooo excited, i have loadsa idiot mates who do anything for a gag

Davie

No,

Not all Glaswegian (Scottish) folk are mad, or constantly drunk for that matter. Some of us are OK!

And last time i checked, there was no barrier to get into England, however, it does take some will power to talk yourself into going down in the first place!.

Mogsi

If he knows your mobile number I hope he doesn't get hold of this website....

http://www.followus.co.uk

C you jimmy.......

The_Gza

That message actually sounds more like a typical pleasant greeting from a Glaswegian than a threat.

Are you sure he wasn't just being friendly?

OllyK

pslewis, judging by how you manage to wind people up on here with just a couple of well chosen phrases, are you sure you didn't insult him during your 2 minute conversation with a chinaman?

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Are you sure it isnt Saxo Boy, he's from North of the border ?

How can you confuse Glasweigan with Chinese !

Misght be one of those windup numbers found in the back of Viz or similar.

mattstant

this is one for the caped crusader of revenge da dah..............
...........ASTRABOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
Where are you

NACRO

There was some scottish guy on here who seemed to be a bit unbalanced and also hates you PS. Perhaps it was him?

Bee

LOL - This is exactly why I don't return phone calls that I don't recognise! And guess what .............I'm from Scotland!

PMSL over your poll pslewis..wouldn't worry too much, would prob take him to save a couple of Giro's before he could afford to make the trip!

- Bee

homer lawtey

I once phoned a mate I hadn't spoken to for a few months. The guy who answered gave me loads of abuse over the phone for simply asking if Nigel was there!!! I was so annoyed I sent him a text message letting him know of my displeasure, to which he then left a message on my voicemail threatening to humnt me down and kill me!

Next day I got the new number for my mate, who told me the old number was his works mobile at his old job. I spoke to the customer services people at his old firm who were very helpfull!!!!

Haven't heard a thing from him since.

Someone did suggest printing a couple of hundred "gay phone sex" flyers with his number on them to post in phone boxes in major cities

ANDYUK300

PSLEWIS,
would'nt worry about it m8. as Bee said he'd need afew giro's b4 he could make the trip. also his or his mates wee Novas would never hack the journey, anyway they would have to be surgically removed from the Halfords carparks.

jasey

Where's the

Make up some "Phone for a sexy Chinese chat" Business Cards and place them in every phone box around SoHo Option from your poll gone ?

rik1471

I think the polls pretty conclusive.

Please record the conversation and post it here

Jza

Err... isnt that one of those "joke calls" that someone pays for?

Jza

pslewis

It was no joke I can tell ye!!

This mad scotsman rang me TWICE and left a message that he would track me down and kill me for hanging up on him!!!

You don't think he is a touch insecure do you!!

I am still laughing!!

Pete

eClaire

ROFPMSL


Ok, ok, I own up, it was my granda

dba

I think its true,you should leave all net forums and go into hiding as soon as possible

talizman

iTrader: (1)

I think I'll start a new poll......

Its my proposal to rebuild Hadrian's Wall.



















And electrify it!

And oh yeah, I'm Glaswegian but I can't get out in my Nova much these days cos I'm too busy playing with my STi 8 and annoying the English!

Now, where is my nearest Halfords?

jasey

The only problem with Hadrian's wall is that it was defended from the wrong side - Like so many things in life - If the Jocks had done it would have worked

pslewis

Jocks build a wall???

Ha Ha Ha don't make me laugh ..... never seen a Jock lift anything except his Kilt!! Certainly not a working implement!!

Pete