Men and Women in the shower
03 October 2003, 05:52 PM
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according
to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
Make mental note to do more sit ups.
Get in shower, use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 mins.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 mins until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower, squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exit Mould.
Get out off shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country & wrap head in super
absorbant towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way cover any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN.
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed & leave them in
a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake **** at her making Woo-Woo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of **** and scratch your ***.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Make huge fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how they sound in
the shower.
Spend majority of the time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your *** leaving the coarse hairs stuck in the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor.
Admire size of **** in the mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake **** at her and make Woo-Woo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed!
Phil
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according
to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
Make mental note to do more sit ups.
Get in shower, use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 mins.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 mins until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower, squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exit Mould.
Get out off shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country & wrap head in super
absorbant towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way cover any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN.
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed & leave them in
a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake **** at her making Woo-Woo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of **** and scratch your ***.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Make huge fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how they sound in
the shower.
Spend majority of the time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your *** leaving the coarse hairs stuck in the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor.
Admire size of **** in the mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake **** at her and make Woo-Woo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed!
Phil
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