Has anyone read 'Roger's profanisaurus'
23 March 2003, 05:59 PM
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From the pages of viz, i dont like viz really but this book is so funny..!!
has definitions of
rusty sherifs badge e.t.c
Just open any page and you will be in stitches..!!
example:
beer monkey - a mythical simian creature which, during a drunken slumber, sneaks into your bed, ruffles your hair, steals your money and shi*s in your mouth.
Gaseous clay - a bowel movement in which the sufferer passes flatulence-assisted stools which look like something from a school pottery lesson and which, upon hitting the pan, 'float like a butterfly'. However, because of the high exit velocity, they also 'sting like a bee'.
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[Edited by dhorwich - 3/23/2003 6:14:34 PM]
has definitions of
rusty sherifs badge e.t.c
Just open any page and you will be in stitches..!!
example:
beer monkey - a mythical simian creature which, during a drunken slumber, sneaks into your bed, ruffles your hair, steals your money and shi*s in your mouth.
Gaseous clay - a bowel movement in which the sufferer passes flatulence-assisted stools which look like something from a school pottery lesson and which, upon hitting the pan, 'float like a butterfly'. However, because of the high exit velocity, they also 'sting like a bee'.
Dan
[Edited by dhorwich - 3/23/2003 6:14:34 PM]
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23 March 2003, 10:22 PM
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Beaut to drive, smooth, comfy, solid, feel slower than it actually is when you look at the speedo..
Standard CD/tape unit is OK but a bt pants, cup holder is pants
Actually the pictures dont do it justice - it looks wider than a classic scoob, looks much "meaner" in the flesh than in the pics, and the silver is nice and shiny
Its an October 2001, still got 18 mnths warranty to go
Clear repeaters and colour coded front false repeater things to do immediately, morettes when Ive got a few more pennies, then maybe a spoiler.. then an ECUtek3 and exhaust and 300 bhp
Standard CD/tape unit is OK but a bt pants, cup holder is pants
Actually the pictures dont do it justice - it looks wider than a classic scoob, looks much "meaner" in the flesh than in the pics, and the silver is nice and shiny
Its an October 2001, still got 18 mnths warranty to go
Clear repeaters and colour coded front false repeater things to do immediately, morettes when Ive got a few more pennies, then maybe a spoiler.. then an ECUtek3 and exhaust and 300 bhp
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