TomM

I work in a fairly large office in Slough, about 130 staff. Now, there are only 2 ladies in the company I would consider as fit, one is about to get married and the other I have "achieved". I have been disapointed with the standard of women for many months, until today.

We have just hired 2 new ladies both under 22 and both what I would consider FIT!! - at last, I have a reason to come to work!!!

I have a new goal, and its the weekend!! - SUPERB!!!!!!

MarkO

Let's see some pictures then?

TomM

Cant do that until they have thier security pics taken, then I will get them up........mmmm, may be a slight issue there!!!

One is a tall leggy brunette with russian looks, and the other (my fave) looks like a smaller Jasmin Bleeth with a better smile!, and I have it on good advice that she is single!

All of a sudden the office isnt to bad a place at all!! - Roll on Tuesday!!

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

130 blokes 2 women.............. Good luck mate.

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

I'm picturing the bit from "The Office" on Monday where the two blokes are cirling the fresh meat from the other office.

Your not a skinny tall blonde bloke with a basin cut are you

TomM

- no, I look nothing like Gareth!!!

There isnt 130 blokes, there are about 50/50 in this building, and wothout sounding modest - I have no real competition, Slough fella's are mostly bad boy gansta's, I find that the more sensible girl will normally choose the IT Mgr over the data entry clerks!!

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

My IT manager beats your data entry clerk

TomM

Abuse my position, moi??

Funny though, as I always look after the new startes.....when they are fit - the helpdesk boys get the right ****!!

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Wouldn't it be a laff-riot if someone could copy your first post on this subject, then e-mail the 2 ladies concerned............?
LOL:
Alcazar

JackClark

I stopped going to our Slough office, the Uglyness was starting to rub off on me.

Clarebabes

Shallow

dsmith

but very funny

Clarebabes

Still shallow

bug-eyed wonder

I agree CB,very shallow However I think he wants to get deeper.

super_si

Do us pround

Go blonde