Mark.S

Cheers,
Mark.



[Edited by Mark.S - 7/9/2002 12:08:08 PM]

Jen

No ideas really - but make sure you talk to the person doing the speech before you!! We got married two weeks ago and my dad said everything my bloke had planned to say! Was rather funny...

Congratulations!

Jen

Jen

Thought I should try to be a bit useful! Try here:

http://www.confetti.co.uk/weddings/a...es/default.asp

Katana

"Craaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiin,
These wooooounds they will not 'eaaaaaaaal"

Any lyrics from Linkin Park would end up as a sure winner....

Dunk

iTrader: (1)

"I'd like to spank the bridesmaids" is seldom bettered IMHO.

Scooby Dooby Blue

"On behalf of my wife and i....." never fails to get applause

The_Gza

Or ye olde "On behalf of my first wife and I" never fails to earn you the first slap of married life

Steve Howat

www.hitched.com (or something to that effect) has plenty of ideas. Oh, and 250+ sample best mans speaches to look at!!

Amen Corner

A friend of mine said at the end of the traditional thank-yous (mother in law for the flowers, bridesmaids etc.): "I would like to say a particular thank you to my new father in law for his vigorous input into my wife's early sex education".

It certainly made an impact

druddle

"Fornication. Oops i mean for occasions......" always gets a laugh.

Dave

Brendan Hughes

Is search working now? This has been asked maybe twice this year? Some really good stuff came out, too...

Robyn

I found the line

"X years ago I realised I had met Miss right" Audience sighs "today now we have been married a few hours I have just found out her first name is Always"

takes a moment but they all got it in the end.

(but then I also read out the UK Grand Prix Qualifiying results as well)(humanitarian reasons of course!)

Jon1T

Don't forget to say something very nice about the bride - you'd be suprised how many ppl forget - and it's used against them for the rest of their lives.....