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No ideas really - but make sure you talk to the person doing the speech before you!! We got married two weeks ago and my dad said everything my bloke had planned to say! :eek: Was rather funny... :)
Congratulations! :D:cool: Jen |
Thought I should try to be a bit useful! Try here:
http://www.confetti.co.uk/weddings/a...es/default.asp :D |
"Craaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiin,
These wooooounds they will not 'eaaaaaaaal" Any lyrics from Linkin Park would end up as a sure winner.... :D |
"I'd like to spank the bridesmaids" is seldom bettered IMHO.
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"On behalf of my wife and i....." never fails to get applause :D
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Or ye olde "On behalf of my first wife and I" never fails to earn you the first slap of married life ;):D
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www.hitched.com (or something to that effect) has plenty of ideas. Oh, and 250+ sample best mans speaches to look at!!
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A friend of mine said at the end of the traditional thank-yous (mother in law for the flowers, bridesmaids etc.): "I would like to say a particular thank you to my new father in law for his vigorous input into my wife's early sex education".
It certainly made an impact :eek::eek: |
"Fornication. Oops i mean for occasions......" always gets a laugh.
Dave |
Is search working now? This has been asked maybe twice this year? Some really good stuff came out, too...
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I found the line
"X years ago I realised I had met Miss right" Audience sighs "today now we have been married a few hours I have just found out her first name is Always" takes a moment but they all got it in the end. (but then I also read out the UK Grand Prix Qualifiying results as well)(humanitarian reasons of course!) |
Don't forget to say something very nice about the bride - you'd be suprised how many ppl forget - and it's used against them for the rest of their lives.....:eek:
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