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Old 30 September 2007, 10:35 PM
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Gotta catch Ste up soon
Old 30 September 2007, 10:36 PM
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Im going back home tommorrow night, so should have more time for spamming
Old 30 September 2007, 10:37 PM
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Ill soon have his post count squashed MMMMWWWWUUH HAHAHAHAH
Old 30 September 2007, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
We were chilling in bed before, and heard some lad walk past the house and say to his mate 'feckin ell, check out that car its well gay'

She's a girly girl and loves it to bits tho, i think its a proper cool car for a girl tbh





yeah but every now and then you have to drive it
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**** me, how long does it take you to build a chonga
Old 30 September 2007, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham



yeah but every now and then you have to drive it
This is very true, as i havent found a car that i like yet, that in itself is bad enough
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Gotta catch Ste up soon


you dont

you are infront of him in this thread
Old 30 September 2007, 10:39 PM
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**** me, how long does it take you to build a chonga

i was taking my time
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shouldnt be long now tho, ive got the cash waiting, so when the right one comes along, ill pounce on it and snap it up rapid stylee
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
This is very true, as i havent found a car that i like yet, that in itself is bad enough

thats ****, i hope you find a decent enough one soon tho
Old 30 September 2007, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you dont

you are infront of him in this thread
This is also true, but cant have Mr Capitalofcultureman beating me in the post count wars
Old 30 September 2007, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
This is also true, but cant have Mr Capitalofcultureman beating me in the post count wars

but the guy sits talking to himself all day on the computer
Old 30 September 2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
thats ****, i hope you find a decent enough one soon tho
When i do ill buy it, ill be driving straight to Wheelbase, banging on some 18's, then straight to the lads at Manchester Car audio for proper BLACK tints and my Alpine system reinstalled

Then order some lowering springs, and bobs ur unkle
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infact you are 450 posts infront of him on this thread
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Originally Posted by pete higham
but the guy sits talking to himself all day on the computer
But he still talks about 'graft' like he knows what it is, whilst he sits there playing on the net pretending to do some college course
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
When i do ill buy it, ill be driving straight to Wheelbase, banging on some 18's, then straight to the lads at Manchester Car audio for proper BLACK tints and my Alpine system reinstalled

Then order some lowering springs, and bobs ur unkle


then am moff to stockport cruzzzzzzzz to hang out wif me buddys
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
But he still talks about 'graft' like he knows what it is, whilst he sits there playing on the net pretending to do some college course

mature student
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Originally Posted by pete higham
then am moff to stockport cruzzzzzzzz to hang out wif me buddys
Dats da 1 boss man innit
Old 30 September 2007, 10:46 PM
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My next car wont be that fast, but it will look tidy, it wont be a chavvy car at all, well maybe just a tad
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Dats da 1 boss man innit

yeah man innit blahhhhh
Old 30 September 2007, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
mature student
When i was at college, my favorite teacher once old me (whislt i was still a little fluffy after a clubby weekend )

'Theres a time and a place for drugs, and its called college'
Top top guy
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
My next car wont be that fast, but it will look tidy, it wont be a chavvy car at all, well maybe just a tad

if you get a passat you will look really small driving it
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Originally Posted by pete higham
yeah man innit blahhhhh
Yeaaaaeeeesss blood clarrrrrt
Old 30 September 2007, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
When i was at college, my favorite teacher once old me (whislt i was still a little fluffy after a clubby weekend )

'Theres a time and a place for drugs, and its called college'
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i have allways had n0bhead teachers
Old 30 September 2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yeaaaaeeeesss blood clarrrrrt


yeah man holla holla holla holla
Old 30 September 2007, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
if you get a passat you will look really small driving it
Will i ****, ill just have to pump the seat up, and puff out my chest like a pigeon
At least ill still look good looking tho
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Will i ****, ill just have to pump the seat up, and puff out my chest like a pigeon
At least ill still look good looking tho


and do you know why that is????????















































cos you will have tints
Old 30 September 2007, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i have allways had n0bhead teachers
he was the best tutor ive ever known, he would come to the pub at lunch time and sink a good 4 pints with us all and play pool against us very badly
Then he'd be back teaching again
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
he was the best tutor ive ever known, he would come to the pub at lunch time and sink a good 4 pints with us all and play pool against us very badly
Then he'd be back teaching again

awesome
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The shop i get my beers from had this old asain guy that spoke really bad english, when u were leaving the shop with your beers, he's say *put on asain accent* "please be coming again now please" quality guy


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