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The Chief · 2006-02-24 12:54:50

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Sep 30, 2007 | 10:35 PM

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Gotta catch Ste up soon

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:36 PM

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Im going back home tommorrow night, so should have more time for spamming

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:37 PM

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Ill soon have his post count squashed MMMMWWWWUUH HAHAHAHAH

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:37 PM

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We were chilling in bed before, and heard some lad walk past the house and say to his mate 'feckin ell, check out that car its well gay'

She's a girly girl and loves it to bits tho, i think its a proper cool car for a girl tbh

yeah but every now and then you have to drive it

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:37 PM

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**** me, how long does it take you to build a chonga

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:38 PM

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yeah but every now and then you have to drive it

This is very true, as i havent found a car that i like yet, that in itself is bad enough

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:38 PM

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Gotta catch Ste up soon

you dont

you are infront of him in this thread

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:39 PM

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**** me, how long does it take you to build a chonga

i was taking my time

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:39 PM

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shouldnt be long now tho, ive got the cash waiting, so when the right one comes along, ill pounce on it and snap it up rapid stylee

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:40 PM

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This is very true, as i havent found a car that i like yet, that in itself is bad enough

thats ****, i hope you find a decent enough one soon tho

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:41 PM

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you dont

you are infront of him in this thread

This is also true, but cant have Mr Capitalofcultureman beating me in the post count wars

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:42 PM

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This is also true, but cant have Mr Capitalofcultureman beating me in the post count wars

but the guy sits talking to himself all day on the computer

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:43 PM

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thats ****, i hope you find a decent enough one soon tho

When i do ill buy it, ill be driving straight to Wheelbase, banging on some 18's, then straight to the lads at Manchester Car audio for proper BLACK tints and my Alpine system reinstalled

Then order some lowering springs, and bobs ur unkle

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:43 PM

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infact you are 450 posts infront of him on this thread

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:44 PM

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but the guy sits talking to himself all day on the computer

But he still talks about 'graft' like he knows what it is, whilst he sits there playing on the net pretending to do some college course

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:44 PM

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When i do ill buy it, ill be driving straight to Wheelbase, banging on some 18's, then straight to the lads at Manchester Car audio for proper BLACK tints and my Alpine system reinstalled

Then order some lowering springs, and bobs ur unkle

then am moff to stockport cruzzzzzzzz to hang out wif me buddys

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:45 PM

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But he still talks about 'graft' like he knows what it is, whilst he sits there playing on the net pretending to do some college course

mature student

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:45 PM

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then am moff to stockport cruzzzzzzzz to hang out wif me buddys

Dats da 1 boss man innit

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:46 PM

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My next car wont be that fast, but it will look tidy, it wont be a chavvy car at all, well maybe just a tad

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:47 PM

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Dats da 1 boss man innit

yeah man innit blahhhhh

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:48 PM

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mature student

When i was at college, my favorite teacher once old me (whislt i was still a little fluffy after a clubby weekend

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'Theres a time and a place for drugs, and its called college'

Top top guy

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:48 PM

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My next car wont be that fast, but it will look tidy, it wont be a chavvy car at all, well maybe just a tad

if you get a passat you will look really small driving it

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:48 PM

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yeah man innit blahhhhh

Yeaaaaeeeesss blood clarrrrrt

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:49 PM

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When i was at college, my favorite teacher once old me (whislt i was still a little fluffy after a clubby weekend

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'Theres a time and a place for drugs, and its called college'

Top top guy

i have allways had n0bhead teachers

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:50 PM

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Yeaaaaeeeesss blood clarrrrrt

yeah man holla holla holla holla

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:51 PM

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if you get a passat you will look really small driving it

Will i ****, ill just have to pump the seat up, and puff out my chest like a pigeon

At least ill still look good looking tho

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:52 PM

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Will i ****, ill just have to pump the seat up, and puff out my chest like a pigeon

At least ill still look good looking tho

and do you know why that is????????

cos you will have tints

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:55 PM

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i have allways had n0bhead teachers

he was the best tutor ive ever known, he would come to the pub at lunch time and sink a good 4 pints with us all and play pool against us very badly

Then he'd be back teaching again

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:55 PM

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he was the best tutor ive ever known, he would come to the pub at lunch time and sink a good 4 pints with us all and play pool against us very badly

Then he'd be back teaching again

awesome

Sep 30, 2007 | 10:57 PM

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The shop i get my beers from had this old asain guy that spoke really bad english, when u were leaving the shop with your beers, he's say *put on asain accent* "please be coming again now please"

quality guy