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Old 01 October 2007, 10:44 AM
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well I am the exception
Old 01 October 2007, 10:47 AM
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Just not got the money
Old 01 October 2007, 10:51 AM
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Old 01 October 2007, 10:53 AM
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i have done my first full page of spam
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just ordered my dinner
Old 01 October 2007, 10:57 AM
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jacket potato with beans and cheese
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should be nice
Old 01 October 2007, 10:58 AM
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ive got a tin of tuna for a mid afternoon protein snack.
Old 01 October 2007, 10:59 AM
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its in brine
Old 01 October 2007, 10:59 AM
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I wont have the brine though
Old 01 October 2007, 11:00 AM
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as thats just wrong.
Old 01 October 2007, 11:01 AM
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however I will add either

Tobasco sauce, yum yum

Or my fav at the moment is some chilli and garlic sauce, extra yum yum yum
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my method of preperation is as follows;
Old 01 October 2007, 11:02 AM
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1:-Obtain tin of Tuna

My current fav is Sainsburys own label Tuna Flakes in Brine (as mentioned previosuly though the brine isnt consumed)
Old 01 October 2007, 11:03 AM
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2:-Open tin, this can either be by use of a tin opening device (many varieties available, both top opening, side opening and even electric )
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3:-Drain brine, I use a top opening tin opener type manual device so I compress the tuna flakes with the now removed top and this gets rid of most of the brine
Old 01 October 2007, 11:06 AM
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4:-Add prefered sauce mix and give it a stir. I use a fork for this
Old 01 October 2007, 11:07 AM
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5:-Consume tuna. I think it tastes nice
Old 01 October 2007, 11:08 AM
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DONT eat too much tuna though

It can contain mercury.

This is not good
Old 01 October 2007, 11:10 AM
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however consuming mercury does have 1 advantage
Old 01 October 2007, 11:11 AM
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it means you can give people an accurate temperature reading







Useful fact no 1
Old 01 October 2007, 11:14 AM
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I know a song that will get on your nerves
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get on your nerves
Old 01 October 2007, 11:15 AM
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i will stop that now
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it was getting on my nerves






Old 01 October 2007, 11:16 AM
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is this nearly 2 full pages or is there a lurker
Old 01 October 2007, 11:17 AM
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looks like I am safe for a bit
Old 01 October 2007, 11:18 AM
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but I suppose it depends on a definition of a bit
Old 01 October 2007, 11:18 AM
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if its a binary bit it could be 1
Old 01 October 2007, 11:19 AM
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or it could be 0

thats zero and not o (o being the letter o and not the number 0)


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