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Old 30 September 2007, 10:59 PM
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You been up to much today mate
Or just spamming the life outta this place again
Old 30 September 2007, 11:00 PM
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is he dead now

its just that you said "had"
Old 30 September 2007, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
You been up to much today mate
Or just spamming the life outta this place again


i have been fitting a kitchen today i didnt get in till 5.30
Old 30 September 2007, 11:02 PM
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Went for a cavery dinner before, **** me i nearly had to get a tray i had that much on my plate
Feckin quality food too, the one in Cheadle is only £3.99 in the week too

All the trimmings, with the veg cooked just right, non of this watery veg crap
Old 30 September 2007, 11:03 PM
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Evening all, bumped into claire at chatsworth today
Old 30 September 2007, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Went for a cavery dinner before, **** me i nearly had to get a tray i had that much on my plate
Feckin quality food too, the one in Cheadle is only £3.99 in the week too

All the trimmings, with the veg cooked just right, non of this watery veg crap

carverys are the shizzle
Old 30 September 2007, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
is he dead now

its just that you said "had"
Dunno, but he's not worked there for some time now
Probably a taxi driver or something these days, ripping people off as they all do
Old 30 September 2007, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
Evening all, bumped into claire at chatsworth today


evening donna

im suprised you didnt bump into a few more there were quite a few smacs up there today including howard
Old 30 September 2007, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
Evening all, bumped into claire at chatsworth today
Good evening Donna
Old 30 September 2007, 11:05 PM
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Old 30 September 2007, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Dunno, but he's not worked there for some time now
Probably a taxi driver or something these days, ripping people off as they all do

you will get infracted for a comment like that on here you know!!
Old 30 September 2007, 11:06 PM
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a few quick fire posts are in order me things
Old 30 September 2007, 11:06 PM
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go for it lad
Old 30 September 2007, 11:07 PM
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How long do 'infractions' stay with you, are they like points on your licence

I hate the law
Old 30 September 2007, 11:07 PM
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30 second posts
Old 30 September 2007, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
How long do 'infractions' stay with you, are they like points on your licence

I hate the law

i have had 2 i dunno a couple of weeks i think
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never there when you need them, but the moment you take a dump on the pavement there appear from nowhere
Old 30 September 2007, 11:08 PM
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keep up
Old 30 September 2007, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
never there when you need them, but the moment you take a dump on the pavement there appear from nowhere


how often do you "dump on the pavement"?
Old 30 September 2007, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i have had 2 i dunno a couple of weeks i think


Why what did you say

Its not your fear of parting with a measly £5 for your SMACS badge is it
Old 30 September 2007, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
how often do you "dump on the pavement"?
OOOooooooohhhh
Well id say at least once a week
I do it in front of my muppet neighbours house, cos hate him
Old 30 September 2007, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Why what did you say

Its not your fear of parting with a measly £5 for your SMACS badge is it

it was on one of those thread about the smacs badge

i told him what was on my mind
Old 30 September 2007, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
keep up
Im trying, but theres another spammer in here too
Old 30 September 2007, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
OOOooooooohhhh
Well id say at least once a week
I do it in front of my muppet neighbours house, cos hate him

why dont you walk her dog infront of there house instead of you doing it
Old 30 September 2007, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im trying, but theres another spammer in here too


where??
Old 30 September 2007, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i told him what was on my mind
What, the Man U team naked rubbing oil into themselves

You should of been banned u sick puppy
Old 30 September 2007, 11:12 PM
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saw howards mrs there,but never saw anyone else there, it was a fantastic day.
Went round the track, roo was immaculate before as he had been on the lads stand for two days, he doesn't look like that now, looks like a busy day ahead, but well worth it
Old 30 September 2007, 11:13 PM
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talking about dumps! im stirring
Old 30 September 2007, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
why dont you walk her dog infront of there house instead of you doing it
cos her dog is tiny, i need more poo than a small mutt can provide

Not unless i force fed it
Old 30 September 2007, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What, the Man U team naked rubbing oil into themselves

You should of been banned u sick puppy

this is exactly the kind of perverted **** that comes from the depths of your mind

you are the sick puppy my friend


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