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Dec 18, 2007 | 12:07 AM
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Pete never posts on here any more, its just not the same
Pete pete, come back dude, its no fun without you man
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:08 AM
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Gav's never on these days either, or his missus Carla
Whats goin on
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:11 AM
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god, im sure stella isnt as potent as it was once was
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:12 AM
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Another one down the hatch
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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right well,. im geting hungry, and its usually this sort of time i go and get make some cheese on toast
Altho, i dont feel tipsy enough yet
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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i will keep drinking, see what happens
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:17 AM
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im sure it will just prolong the inevitable
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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God bless the spell check
Took ages to spell taht even with the speller thingy doing its shizzle
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Dec 18, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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I can smell toast
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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Arrhh, that just got me feeling even hungrier
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Dec 18, 2007 | 12:24 AM
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Its just one of life's winners
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:26 AM
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I like 3 egg yolks, with the whites of the egg cut off
Thats one dam good butty that is
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:26 AM
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gives dam bad farts tho
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:28 AM
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Dec 18, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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Ive even seen my duvet heave and dry gag
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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gotta love eggs
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:32 AM
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And on that eggy note, im gonna **** off and see what that lovely smell is thats wafting about this house
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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Im feeling like a big feed
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:50 AM
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Just opeed another can tho
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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**** iyt, beer is a food isnt it
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:52 AM
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starting tio feel a littl;e phizzled now
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:53 AM
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amazing how quick it seems to kicjk in, 2 ho0urs of boozing, and whamm bam thank you man, the booze hitys you like a ricky hatton right hook
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:56 AM
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fookin ricky hatton
Im gutted he didnt mash up that ******* american
altho Floyd Mayweather was a good opponent
Id rip him tho, im stella weight
Bring it on Mayfeather you yank ******
Dec 18, 2007 | 12:57 AM
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id start by nibbling his ears
Dec 18, 2007 | 01:00 AM
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then his knees
Dec 18, 2007 | 01:01 AM
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his elbows would need tahke a whipping too
Dec 18, 2007 | 01:02 AM
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id nunchuck his ear lobes
Dec 18, 2007 | 01:02 AM
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box his cheeks
