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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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wonder if si is coming on soon, young mr beef aint been on with me for a while either
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
passat diesel cars where bought buy people to do plenty of miles , so you get stonechips,
no chips means its been repainted, why?? has the mileage been altered!!??
genuine low mileage minters are going tobe very rare, !!!!!!!!
so when they come on the market they will not be cheap, knowing how the cartrade works, none of these cars will turn up on the market out of the trade if they can help it !!
and the polish love them so you added competition and they are not short of money
just some facts to think about ric


yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its howie, how you doing mate?
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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2 things to say

1. coventry
2. unbeaten

who's the muppet now, muppet

this will make you laugh ste

my misses surname MIFSUD !!

who scored the goal last night
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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passats are driven by gay boys who usually drive micra cc's
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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this will make you laugh ste

my misses surname MIFSUD !!

who scored the goal last night


feckin hell is that a real name?????
i thought mine was bad
is she an immigrant
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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whats been going on in the wonderfull world of howard today?
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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yoooohoooooooo howard
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
feckin hell is that a real name?????
i thought mine was bad
is she an immigrant

her grand parents were, they came in from the docks in salford, from malta
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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WHISTLE FOR A HOTTIEE WHOOP WHOOOP
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:02 PM
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evening chaps
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
her grand parents were, they came in from the docks in salford, from malta

salford is that by manchester
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:03 PM
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evening chaps

whistle andy whistle
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
whats been going on in the wonderfull world of howard today?

driving a skip wagon, 7am till 6pm

then bonded a window in a corsa and cut a back window out of a tailgate for the same car, bonding it in on saturday
and hoovered out a lot of broken glass
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
salford is that by manchester
you trying to wind pete up
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
evening chaps
evening andy
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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whistle andy whistle

that not very nice!!
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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driving a skip wagon, 7am till 6pm

then bonded a window in a corsa and cut a back window out of a tailgate for the same car, bonding it in on saturday
and hoovered out a lot of broken glass

skip wagon citreon piccasso

car ringing again as well
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
you trying to wind pete up

not hard is it, he's out on a date you know
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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that not very nice!!


read the post before andrew
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:08 PM
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pete is on his second date i think , so by now he will be really grinding on her. ill give him one more date and he'll come running back to his keyboard
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:09 PM
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come on lads, im only going to be here till 5900 posts
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
not hard is it, he's out on a date you know

yeh, it would have been good to turn up at the cinema where he has gone
in the next queue for tickets
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Originally Posted by moneys
pete is on his second date i think , so by now he will be really grinding on her. ill give him one more date and he'll come running back to his keyboard
you will have to wind him up about last night,
tell him a relation of my misses scored the winner against united
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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yeh, it would have been good to turn up at the cinema where he has gone
in the next queue for tickets

a cinema he wont shut up long enough, he'll be throwing popcorn around, i hope he doesnt eat the cheap sweets cos he'll get hyporactive
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read the post before andrew
lol I am whistling now!!!


thought you where telling me to go and whistle!!
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:12 PM
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anyone watching itv1 now??

commando training
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:12 PM
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you will have to wind him up about last night,
tell him a relation of my misses scored the winner against united

its ok the dummy and all the toys have alreadt been thrown out, i have his phone number now so i text'd him not long after the final whistle
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anyone watching itv1 now??

commando training

watched it last week , im recording it now as im watching neighbours
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:13 PM
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Evening all
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
lol I am whistling now!!!


thought you where telling me to go and whistle!!
i wouldnt tell you to do that andy

























id just tell ya straight to f off
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