Kids, who'd have them!!!
17 March 2004, 10:02 PM
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Kids, who'd have them!!!
What a week, issues with work, new business venture that may or may not take off, the wifes car gets keyed in a car park (total mess on offside), then the wee man this morning, in his rush to get into the wifes scenic, wings the door open for it to bounce onto the Scoob in the garage......aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!!
Nice dent on the crease line forward of the filler cover. He is now aware that Santa does not exist and if he does I'll shoot the feka' if comes near our house, he will get no older than three as his birthdays are cancelled and NO MORE MALTESERS!!!
Although now that I've calmed down, he may get a packet of maltesers when he is sixteen.
Nice dent on the crease line forward of the filler cover. He is now aware that Santa does not exist and if he does I'll shoot the feka' if comes near our house, he will get no older than three as his birthdays are cancelled and NO MORE MALTESERS!!!
Although now that I've calmed down, he may get a packet of maltesers when he is sixteen.
17 March 2004, 10:11 PM
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Hi John
Sorry to here that M8. but at least you knew who did it rather then it happening in a car park.
Are you sure he will still get the Malteser's though, because i got a funny feeling Dad might eat them HA HA HA.
Cheers Dougie
Sorry to here that M8. but at least you knew who did it rather then it happening in a car park.
Are you sure he will still get the Malteser's though, because i got a funny feeling Dad might eat them HA HA HA.
Cheers Dougie
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Originally Posted by evojkp
What a week, issues with work, new business venture that may or may not take off, the wifes car gets keyed in a car park (total mess on offside), then the wee man this morning, in his rush to get into the wifes scenic, wings the door open for it to bounce onto the Scoob in the garage......aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!!
Nice dent on the crease line forward of the filler cover. He is now aware that Santa does not exist and if he does I'll shoot the feka' if comes near our house, he will get no older than three as his birthdays are cancelled and NO MORE MALTESERS!!!
Although now that I've calmed down, he may get a packet of maltesers when he is sixteen.
Nice dent on the crease line forward of the filler cover. He is now aware that Santa does not exist and if he does I'll shoot the feka' if comes near our house, he will get no older than three as his birthdays are cancelled and NO MORE MALTESERS!!!
Although now that I've calmed down, he may get a packet of maltesers when he is sixteen.
Nevermind, Knockhill may make it look worse - hopefully not.
Tell him Santa does exists agin, but that this year he is bringing him new rear quarter panel and some WR blue paint - fully fitted of course.
And tell the wife she is getting a £5.99 touch up pen from Renault Livingston - and you will even paint it on free!!
It's my missus that would miss the maltesers more - BIG box opened last night at 11PM when I got in - got in from work today and EMPTY!
Brian.
17 March 2004, 10:53 PM
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Dougie, na mate ...brrr... Maltesers look like huge clag-ons !!!
Brian, awkward place to dentmaster it out. It'll be there till I sell it.
Forgot to mention that seeing as I will have to pay the man pennies to fix my car, then there is no pennies left for Disneyland Paris this year!!! That went down a treat. NOT!!
Brian, awkward place to dentmaster it out. It'll be there till I sell it.
Forgot to mention that seeing as I will have to pay the man pennies to fix my car, then there is no pennies left for Disneyland Paris this year!!! That went down a treat. NOT!!
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Originally Posted by evojkp
Dougie, na mate ...brrr... Maltesers look like huge clag-ons !!!
Brian, awkward place to dentmaster it out. It'll be there till I sell it.
Forgot to mention that seeing as I will have to pay the man pennies to fix my car, then there is no pennies left for Disneyland Paris this year!!! That went down a treat. NOT!!
Brian, awkward place to dentmaster it out. It'll be there till I sell it.
Forgot to mention that seeing as I will have to pay the man pennies to fix my car, then there is no pennies left for Disneyland Paris this year!!! That went down a treat. NOT!!
17 March 2004, 11:04 PM
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beyond caring mate...you should bloody see it!!
You seen him at the weekend. You can verify he is the devil child, head spinning and projectile vomiting....oh, wait. That was due to him watching Cal driving round the track
I've been scouring the West lothian Ccourier to see if they need chimney sweeps. Kids still do that don't they??
You seen him at the weekend. You can verify he is the devil child, head spinning and projectile vomiting....oh, wait. That was due to him watching Cal driving round the track
I've been scouring the West lothian Ccourier to see if they need chimney sweeps. Kids still do that don't they??
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Thats why mines are barred from going 10ft nr it got my drive & front garden all monoblocked so the scoobs well away from anything else
oooooohhhhhh if it happened to me he would be living with his gran haha
sorry to hear that m8
Just wait 15yrs to get your own back
oooooohhhhhh if it happened to me he would be living with his gran haha
sorry to hear that m8
Just wait 15yrs to get your own back
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Selling him to the white slave trade will yeild several advantages:
A - Raise money to pay for the damage
B - Save money in food
C - free up a room
D - Avoid the "where do babies come from" question
E - Huge savings on Power Ranger merchandise
F - No borrowing of car
Just a suggestion
A - Raise money to pay for the damage
B - Save money in food
C - free up a room
D - Avoid the "where do babies come from" question
E - Huge savings on Power Ranger merchandise
F - No borrowing of car
Just a suggestion
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Originally Posted by evojkp
He is now aware that Santa does not exist and if he does I'll shoot the feka' if comes near our house, he will get no older than three as his birthdays are cancelled and NO MORE MALTESERS!!!
Although now that I've calmed down, he may get a packet of maltesers when he is sixteen.
Although now that I've calmed down, he may get a packet of maltesers when he is sixteen.
The wee man must have been petrified! 
PS: Can i have the spare Malteasers?
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sorry to hear that.. kids eh? i scared the **** out of my son when he nearly smacked mine with the end of a hose (he was swinging it about). I screamed at him as i saw the hose flying towards my car, sort of a reaction. He didn't swing the touch the hose for at least 5 mins.
18 March 2004, 10:48 PM
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He eventually came around and said sorry and emptied out his piggybank, but he only had £21.32 (remnants of xmas money) So it was NO dice until he coughs up at least another £30!!
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You are very cruel - nasty!!!!!! Quick somebody 'phone Childline or NSPCC?!?!?
Dougster - intervene before you get a new job!
"Kids, who'd have them!!!"
You!!! I work with kids all day - that's enough for me thanks. Don't envy you sometimes. Kids can be blo*dy hard work. My brother's wee one (2 years old) is hard enough for half an hour.
Brian.
Dougster - intervene before you get a new job!
"Kids, who'd have them!!!"
You!!! I work with kids all day - that's enough for me thanks. Don't envy you sometimes. Kids can be blo*dy hard work. My brother's wee one (2 years old) is hard enough for half an hour.
Brian.
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Originally Posted by evojkp
He eventually came around and said sorry and emptied out his piggybank, but he only had £21.32 (remnants of xmas money) So it was NO dice until he coughs up at least another £30!!
Sorry to hear about the Maltesers though
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