Notices
ScoobyNet General General Subaru Discussion
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

Is your car a boy or a girl?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 07 September 2000, 12:58 AM
  #1  
Hos
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
Hos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Dundee
Posts: 978
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

Can't decide whether to call Scooby a boy or girl.. I refer to her as baby but she doesn't drive like a girl.. so am I wrong..? lol
Ian

PS- I keep looking under the bonnet for signs but am not sure what i should be looking for..lol

PPS- Am i going to get into trouble now for being sexist? hehe
Old 07 September 2000, 01:03 PM
  #2  
BrewandBake
Scooby Regular
 
BrewandBake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Posts: 88
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Expensive to run (but worth it)....
Doesn't answer back....
Great to be seen with...
All your mates want a go with it....
Needs regular maintenance....
Cant cook .....

GOTTA be a woman.

Brew
Old 07 September 2000, 01:06 PM
  #3  
Mossman
Scooby Regular
 
Mossman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 1999
Posts: 2,073
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

LOL

Yep, I reckon a women too. But a a bit of a beast in the right circumstances.

Like Carmen Electra in the .......

Gotta go !!!

Old 07 September 2000, 01:28 PM
  #4  
BarryK
Scooby Regular
 
BarryK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 2,375
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Well, should be a she. But Scooby is a geezer innee?
Old 07 September 2000, 01:47 PM
  #5  
Jay m A
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
Jay m A's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Class record holder at Pembrey Llandow Goodwood MIRA Hethel Blyton Curborough Lydden and Snetterton
Posts: 8,626
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Cool


Your other half complains when you go out and they can't come along
You can't afford home improvements but when the cars in trouble you can find the money to help
You're gutted when you go away on holiday and the car can't come along
"You think more of your cars than you do of me" is often mentioned

Boy or girl, surely its your best mate!!

Justin


Old 07 September 2000, 02:54 PM
  #6  
RichS
Scooby Regular
 
RichS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Posts: 4,730
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

It's a girl!

(And she's called Scoobette )


Rich
Old 07 September 2000, 04:54 PM
  #7  
blp
Scooby Regular
 
blp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Posts: 411
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

I know what EVOs are....
they bat for the other side!

(joke joke joke!!! ;-)
Old 07 September 2000, 05:10 PM
  #8  
Missing Details
Scooby Newbie
 
Missing Details's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 1998
Posts: 0
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Cool

I've only had mine 10 days now, but if a girls voice sounded like a Scoobysport rear pipe I wouldn't be seen out with her. If you gave a girl as much 'aggression' and wanted to change all the parts on them, they'd leave you! I think mines a bloke.


Old 07 September 2000, 08:21 PM
  #9  
AllanB
Scooby Regular
 
AllanB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Potters Bar
Posts: 2,924
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Surely a boy.

Drinks several pints in an evening..
Loud growling noises emitting from its rear..

Your other half thinks you spend too much time with it.

Its a bloke !!

My girlfirend is convinced my car is possessed by Satan, becauses of the mad evil grin it leaves me with.


AllanB
Old 07 September 2000, 09:28 PM
  #10  
Mr Leigh
Scooby Regular
 
Mr Leigh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 1999
Posts: 742
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

She is called Sabrina Her rear pipe has got bigger since I had her And she wakes up the neighbours at night.
Old 07 September 2000, 10:00 PM
  #11  
Puff The Magic Wagon!
Moderator
Support Scoobynet!
iTrader: (2)
 
Puff The Magic Wagon!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: From far, far away...
Posts: 16,978
Received 15 Likes on 9 Posts
Talking

How do you "sex" a Wagon? Personally, I wouldn't dare ask
Old 07 September 2000, 10:13 PM
  #12  
Neil Smalley
Scooby Senior
 
Neil Smalley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Posts: 8,204
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

It's easy to sex a scoob.

Two holes at the back is male, just a single large one is female.
Old 07 September 2000, 10:15 PM
  #13  
Neil Smalley
Scooby Senior
 
Neil Smalley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Posts: 8,204
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

Or is the other way around...

Maybe our friends at prodrive can help
Failing that i'll drop Trude Moste an email
Old 07 September 2000, 11:43 PM
  #14  
sourob
Scooby Regular
 
sourob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 166
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

Only a woman,can be as wicked as a scoob!!!!
Old 08 September 2000, 12:41 AM
  #15  
KimA
Scooby Regular
 
KimA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 2,108
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

I think ours is bi-sexual.

Dom says it's a he, I say it's a she!

Old 08 September 2000, 01:42 AM
  #16  
RonaldoH
Scooby Regular
 
RonaldoH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 1,347
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

Mine is a eunch

Lol
Old 08 September 2000, 12:17 PM
  #17  
Mr.Cookie
Scooby Regular
 
Mr.Cookie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: www.mrcookie.co.uk
Posts: 5,757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking

No question definately a right Biatch.

Simon
Old 08 September 2000, 01:58 PM
  #18  
Tang
Scooby Regular
 
Tang's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 156
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Smile

Mine's definitely a bloke.

Reliable, always up for a laugh, drinks a lot, never nags, low maintenance, and (following on from above) only has one pipe...

Tang

P.S. Used to have a Saab Turbo - that was definitely a girl - "Helga".
Old 08 September 2000, 02:39 PM
  #19  
sgould
Scooby Regular
 
sgould's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 215
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

Well I have only had mine a few days, but I want to always get inside her....its a girls!

But

It's only got one big bulge.....its a boy!

errrr
But if its a girl, all the girls love it... its a lesbian?
Old 08 September 2000, 05:17 PM
  #20  
Hos
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
Hos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Dundee
Posts: 978
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>
Brew-
Expensive to run (but worth it)....
Doesn't answer back....
Great to be seen with...
All your mates want a go with it....
Needs regular maintenance....
Cant cook .....
GOTTA be a woman.

Tang-
Mine's definitely a bloke.
Reliable, always up for a laugh, drinks a lot, never nags, low maintenance, and (following on from above) only has one pipe...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoL surely it is the ultimate woman?
Ian

PS- Definately best mate of course though!
Old 08 September 2000, 05:23 PM
  #21  
Squizz
Scooby Regular
 
Squizz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: www.karenphillips.co.uk
Posts: 3,154
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

Mine's a geezer...Called:

"Scooby-Blue"

And no, it's not RED !
Old 09 September 2000, 02:16 AM
  #22  
Jeff W
Scooby Newbie
 
Jeff W's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 16
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up


It's definitely a male!

After a late night of pubbing with the wife, a desolate road, and the SHOW I got from the wife with the gear shift, it's definitely a male.......

Jeff (RallyeX)
Old 09 September 2000, 02:30 AM
  #23  
Jeff W
Scooby Newbie
 
Jeff W's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 16
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up




Ooops, Bumped the button twice.
Sorry for the double post.

RallyeX

[This message has been edited by Jeff W (edited 09 September 2000).]
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Iqy7861
Engine Management and ECU Remapping
22
12 October 2015 09:21 AM
ossett2k2
Engine Management and ECU Remapping
15
23 September 2015 09:11 AM
RS_Matt
Non Scooby Related
2
17 September 2015 08:59 PM
ossett2k2
General Technical
9
13 September 2015 09:35 AM
alcazar
Other Marques
9
09 September 2015 05:42 PM



Quick Reply: Is your car a boy or a girl?



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:22 AM.