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Old 02 February 2013 | 06:09 PM
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Can you list a product you buy that doesn't have instructions?

I'll go first. Loo roll.
Old 02 February 2013 | 06:11 PM
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Old 02 February 2013 | 06:22 PM
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Old 02 February 2013 | 07:09 PM
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Women come with loads of instructions - every time they open their mouths.
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They come with instructions but they are written in a language men cant understand...
Old 02 February 2013 | 07:24 PM
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i think mines broken, cant turn it on....
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Women come with loads of instructions - every time they open their mouths.
I asked the Mrs for a little oral relief last night.
" you want me to suck you off?" She asked.
"No" i said " just shut the **** up for 5 minutes".
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:08 PM
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double ended *****
Roof Scoop
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
I asked the Mrs for a little oral relief last night.
" you want me to suck you off?" She asked.
"No" i said " just shut the **** up for 5 minutes".
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
i think mines broken, cant turn it on....
Iphone or woman?
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Iphone or woman?
both are a mystery to me and not much use for either
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
both are a mystery to me and not much use for either
You're not pressing the right buttons.
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
You're not pressing the right buttons.

poke it till something happens, i use this method for most things..
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
You're not pressing the right buttons.
Fed up of finishing myself off tbh
Old 02 February 2013 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Fed up of finishing myself off tbh
Old 02 February 2013 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
poke it till something happens, i use this method for most things..
Who said romance was dead?
Poking is not the answer, you have to stroke lovingly with care and finesse. Whisper sweet nothings perhaps sing a little lullaby. Then you watch that Iphone become putty in your hands!
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Who said romance was dead?
Poking is not the answer, you have to stroke lovingly with care and finesse. Whisper sweet nothings perhaps sing a little lullaby. Then you watch that Iphone become putty in your hands!
i just press the button on the front and shout what i want it to do.
doesnt seem to work on emmaroids or my phone.
Old 02 February 2013 | 09:15 PM
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booooze i.e buds you need a bottle opener to get it open and my tipple Whisky took me years of testing to get the taste just right, mixed 50/50 with cola and a bit of ice
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indicators...well for BMW drivers anyway.

highway code for allot of others especially visitors

and finally an instruction book....
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Fed up of finishing myself off tbh


u need a better fella
Old 02 February 2013 | 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by tattoosi


u need a better fella
nowt better than me son.
Old 02 February 2013 | 09:42 PM
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Old 02 February 2013 | 11:54 PM
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What about taking this one step further and seeing if you can combine two products (with no instructions) and doing something usefull with them

I'll go first

Jam + spoon


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