No instructions game
 

Can you list a product you buy that doesn't have instructions?

I'll go first. Loo roll.:lol1:

double ended dildo

cigerettes
lighter
matchs
football
hairbrush
toothbrush

woman

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Women come with loads of instructions - every time they open their mouths.

They come with instructions but they are written in a language men cant understand...

Iphone

i think mines broken, cant turn it on....

kids

I asked the Mrs for a little oral relief last night.
" you want me to suck you off?" She asked.
"No" i said " just shut the fcuk up for 5 minutes".

Roof Scoop

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Butt plugs :lol1:

Iphone or woman?

both are a mystery to me and not much use for either:lol1:

wrc sticker kit

You're not pressing the right buttons.:D

poke it till something happens, i use this method for most things..

Fed up of finishing myself off tbh :(

:lol:

Who said romance was dead?:D
Poking is not the answer, you have to stroke lovingly with care and finesse. Whisper sweet nothings perhaps sing a little lullaby. Then you watch that Iphone become putty in your hands!:thumb:

i just press the button on the front and shout what i want it to do.
doesnt seem to work on emmaroids or my phone.

booooze i.e buds you need a bottle opener to get it open and my tipple Whisky took me years of testing to get the taste just right, mixed 50/50 with cola and a bit of ice:D

indicators...well for BMW drivers anyway.

highway code for allot of others especially visitors

and finally an instruction book....

:lol:

u need a better fella:norty:

nowt better than me son.

Bobble hat
Spoons
A hammer
Batteries
Jam

Butter
Glasses
A comb

What about taking this one step further and seeing if you can combine two products (with no instructions) and doing something usefull with them

I'll go first

Jam + spoon