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02 February 2013, 06:09 PM
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No instructions game
Can you list a product you buy that doesn't have instructions?
I'll go first. Loo roll.
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02 February 2013, 07:09 PM
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Women come with loads of instructions - every time they open their mouths.
02 February 2013, 07:19 PM
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They come with instructions but they are written in a language men cant understand...
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i think mines broken, cant turn it on....
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02 February 2013, 07:59 PM
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Women come with loads of instructions - every time they open their mouths.
I asked the Mrs for a little oral relief last night.
" you want me to suck you off?" She asked.
"No" i said " just shut the **** up for 5 minutes".
02 February 2013, 08:08 PM
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double ended *****
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02 February 2013, 08:43 PM
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i think mines broken, cant turn it on....
Iphone or woman?
02 February 2013, 08:48 PM
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Iphone or woman?
both are a mystery to me and not much use for either
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both are a mystery to me and not much use for either
You're not pressing the right buttons.
02 February 2013, 08:55 PM
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You're not pressing the right buttons.
poke it till something happens, i use this method for most things..
02 February 2013, 08:58 PM
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You're not pressing the right buttons.
Fed up of finishing myself off tbh
02 February 2013, 08:59 PM
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Fed up of finishing myself off tbh
02 February 2013, 09:04 PM
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poke it till something happens, i use this method for most things..
Who said romance was dead?
Poking is not the answer, you have to stroke lovingly with care and finesse. Whisper sweet nothings perhaps sing a little lullaby. Then you watch that Iphone become putty in your hands!
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Who said romance was dead?
Poking is not the answer, you have to stroke lovingly with care and finesse. Whisper sweet nothings perhaps sing a little lullaby. Then you watch that Iphone become putty in your hands!
i just press the button on the front and shout what i want it to do.
doesnt seem to work on emmaroids or my phone.
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booooze i.e buds you need a bottle opener to get it open and my tipple Whisky took me years of testing to get the taste just right, mixed 50/50 with cola and a bit of ice
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indicators...well for BMW drivers anyway.
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Fed up of finishing myself off tbh
u need a better fella
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u need a better fella
nowt better than me son.
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03 February 2013, 09:09 AM
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What about taking this one step further and seeing if you can combine two products (with no instructions) and doing something usefull with them
03 February 2013, 09:09 AM
