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Old 26 October 2012, 06:49 PM
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Default Would you like mushrooms with that, sir?

These, for example?







They are found all over round here, and are called, apparently, "coulemel".

Bacon and mushrooms tomorrow night, then.
Old 26 October 2012, 06:52 PM
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Coulemelle. Looks tasty
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Gosh that's a big ole mushroom
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I can just smell them cooking.... Mmmmmmm
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Think I would avoid those!

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Commonly known as parasol mushrooms, delicious chopped up and fried with plenty of garlic. You get a few of them sometimes in the country around here, but not nearly as many as down in France.

If you see a near identical looking mushroom in colour and shape etc, only 2 or 3 times smaller, those are the ones to avoid
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Mushroom risotto... Mmmmmm......
Old 27 October 2012, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by markjmd
Commonly known as parasol mushrooms, delicious chopped up and fried with plenty of garlic. You get a few of them sometimes in the country around here, but not nearly as many as down in France.

If you see a near identical looking mushroom in colour and shape etc, only 2 or 3 times smaller, those are the ones to avoid
Would they be the ones known as the destroyer? Or the avenging angel?

Either way, no thanks.
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Originally Posted by markjmd
If you see a near identical looking mushroom in colour and shape etc, only 2 or 3 times smaller, those are the ones to avoid
People say that randomly mushrooming mushrooms in the UK wilds can be either very poisonous or very magical. Apparently one needs to be a mushroom expert for knowing which one to pick, and which one to leave untouched.
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Would they be the ones known as the destroyer? Or the avenging angel?

Either way, no thanks.
No, nothing quite that evil, I was referring to the false parasol (or faux coulemelle), which looks literally like a scaled-down carbon-copy of the true parasol. In my experience the false variety is far rarer than its real, larger cousin though, and I've yet to see a single one outside of a book or t'internet.

As a rough and ready guide, if any of the parasols in the clump you're picking from is 15cm or more across, you can be pretty sure they're the gooduns.
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
People say that randomly mushrooming mushrooms in the UK wilds can be either very poisonous or very magical. Apparently one needs to be a mushroom expert for knowing which one to pick, and which one to leave untouched.
I've picked and eaten probably getting on for a hundred individual different varieties of mushrooms from the fields and woods around here, but never a single one I wasn't 100% sure I'd identified exactly, from a combination of overall shape, colour, size, gill and stem characteristics, along with spore prints.

A lot of the larger and more common edible ones are actually the easiest to do, it's when you get into the smaller or less common varieties that you have to start scrutinizing more closely.
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big one, yes, small one no.
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You sound like a fungi Mark
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whether its true or false the SAS survival handbook i read as a teenager declared, "capped" shrooms as toxic, therefore i only drank them on nights out with close friends
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Bloody hell, thats a small spoon
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
People say that randomly mushrooming mushrooms in the UK wilds can be either very poisonous or very magical. Apparently one needs to be a mushroom expert for knowing which one to pick, and which one to leave untouched.
Those people you mention are dead right, and you could easily be too if you ignored that advice.

Les
Old 29 October 2012, 08:30 PM
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Mushrooms....eurgh! Hate them!
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mushrooms are ****ing awful things and should be banned from english cuisine
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Did you eat it yet?

{wonders if Alcazar is suffering from mushroom poisoning}
Old 30 October 2012, 03:15 PM
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I have always liked mushrooms.

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Old 30 October 2012, 03:46 PM
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Old 04 November 2012, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by CEL
Did you eat it yet?

{wonders if Alcazar is suffering from mushroom poisoning}
Yes........it was tasty, but a bit chewy, probably TOO big.

Been out of internet contact for five days, ANOTHER ****-up from Orange/France Telecom, and guess what? MORE lies too.
Old 04 November 2012, 11:28 AM
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S'ok, you have a nice leisurly drive home today
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Originally Posted by jef
whether its true or false the SAS survival handbook i read as a teenager declared, "capped" shrooms as toxic, therefore i only drank them on nights out with close friends
Was this the handbook that showed how to make little fishing rafts and how to catch wasps with an old lemonade bottle?
Old 04 November 2012, 11:52 AM
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Filth!
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
S'ok, you have a nice leisurly drive home today
NOT leisurely, home by 1130 last night, left the house at 0930, 800 miles.
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Originally Posted by alcazar
NOT leisurely, home by 1130 last night, left the house at 0930, 800 miles.


But you had your lovely wife for company (and directional assistance didn't you)

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