The Zohan

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...e-201204245156

fatscoobfella1

iTrader: (1)

Wonder why ?

In general Audi's are still the boring gash they have always been.. The odd flash of inspiration over the years,but do nothing at all for me.

The Zohan

There might be more to this than meets the eye

THE Audi has been voted the UK’s top car to have six inches from your rear bumper in the outside lane of the motorway.

So close you can almost work out what they think their private registration number means

Audis beat several other top German automotive brands in the race to be the favourite car to sodomise you even when you are doing 80 and clearly overtaking a minibus.

BMWs, which dominated the ****-bothering charts in the 1990s, came second while the seating position on the third-placed Land Rover Freelander was judged too high to properly appreciate the driver’s panic when required to brake suddenly.

ScoobyWon't

It's the magnetic front bumpers.

See: http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/05/10/micrarecall/

richs2891

All the ex BMW company car owners now having Audi company cars ?


Richard

IWatkins

Audi owner = Tool

(unless you have an original 80 5 pot Quattro, then you can have my wife, my first born and the dog)

Jamescsti

Love the last bit about the fiat 500.

The Zohan

and the Berlingo taking the van category, an a$$hole around the corner drives one and drives like a flange even though there are kids around

ChefDude

Not sure why, but drivers always pull in for me in my Volvo (I definitely don't sit up peoples a$$es when it's obvious they can't pull in) but, from what i see, everyone despises Audis on the road; I never step aside for them until it's absolutely comfortable and safe for me to do so


edit to add: I think Audis, A5 especially, are lovely cars though.

EddScott

I've had an A4 for a couple of months now and it does come with instructions on how to drive just to the right rear of the car in front to provide the driver I'm attempting to move out of the way with the best sight line to my 4 rings of Might.

mamoon2

Audis bore me to death, with exception of the R8/RS range.

Mercedes is a much nicer place to be

Power Junkie

iTrader: (1)

I thought thats why my S4 had front parking sensors with a button to turn on?

Adam-M

No wonder every volvo you see has its lights on so hard not to notice, suppose everyones copying them with daytime running lights

ChefDude

well, what do you know. I did 400 miles this weekend and the only idiot was an A3 who got so close up behind me i couldn't see his lights! I couldn't pull in either at that time

Boro

iTrader: (1)

I would be very reluctant to own another Audi having read about some of the inherent problems with some of their TDi engines. We bought an Audi 2005 A4 TDi 140 and soon learned they are prone to oil pump failure resulting in engine death and a massive bill, ie £4k upwards.

Even the fix before catastrophic failure is around £2.5k, so will be steering clear in the future.

tony de wonderful

I'd say the tools tend to drive BMW's near me, but 2nd in the tool stakes in Audi.

There's lots of boy-racers driving Saxo's and Corsa's but for all their sound and fury they are never as aggressive as the BMW's and Audi's.

Also lots of white vans drive terribly too.

alanbell

iTrader: (6)

the last 2 years ive had 5 audi,s S6, RS6, S5, A6 , now a A5 3L tdi 2 door its been remapped to more power than the 335 bmw, so its very good for a Audi, my fast car is a track V5 type R with near 600 of each. all my Audi,s have been 100% good.

alanbell

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lol im good ive a blue van

Leslie

I somehow think you are trying to tell us that the term "BMW driver" has now changed to "Audi"

Les

Kwik

iTrader: (10)

Every ***** who used to drive a BMW now drives and Audi.

Mifo

iTrader: (10)

Rs versions are decent, everything else look like rep mobiles.
A problem with audis though is they must have faulty indicators as its not often you see them being used.

Funkii Munkii

I used to think that they used the same supplier as BMW but it appears it's just the social decay and lethargy that gives us so many lazy b*stards on the road who dont indicate, people just dont give a **** full stop this country is devoid of manners nowadays.

If only I had a pound for every car that I saw on my drive to work that didn't indicate, I could turn round when I got there as I would have made my money and then double on the way home.

I want a rear window sticker for the car that screams "F*cking Indicate !"

Especially for al the lazy ***** on the M3, just keep pulling out on me, one day I will do a Michael Douglas and punt you off the f*cking road