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In the girlfriends mums kitchen bin, infront of her mum atleast I lifted the bin lid though, it gets brought up every Christmas now, I'll live and learn
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HaHa, this question brought back a funny memory for me!!...
Round a girls house getting quite drunk, then for some reason i left the room and mistook the corner in her hallway as a toilet....
I still woke up with her naked bod cuddled up to me in bed the next morning i might add!!!LoL
Round a girls house getting quite drunk, then for some reason i left the room and mistook the corner in her hallway as a toilet....
I still woke up with her naked bod cuddled up to me in bed the next morning i might add!!!LoL
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Yes bollocks, I was out on the **** with some mates in Paris, got the metro (tube) back, stopped half way for a top up, downed it all, bursting for a waz and then realised there were NO bogs anywhere. But we found a cubby hole somewhere n pissed into that. Seemed fine, no mess. Unfortunately the station master's office and desk were right opposite the hole. 30 mins later we got arrested by the gendarmerie Now the French cops carry, so when 4 of them turned up we kind of shat ourselves to lul.
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Was walking home from the local with a good group of friends. Was desperate for a pee, so ran ahead and did it behind a tree....
....well in my head it was a tree, to everybody else it was a tiny sapling of a thing, with no leaves, and left me full frontal to friends and all passing traffic
....well in my head it was a tree, to everybody else it was a tiny sapling of a thing, with no leaves, and left me full frontal to friends and all passing traffic
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Am I the only person who mummy an daddy taught very well on how to use a toilet?
The only story I have about toileting is: After a flight back from the USA I needed a number 2 and thought I could hold until I got home. (50min drive) the M25 was at a stand stilll and I was proper touching cloth. Some extream pain and about 2hrs later we found this dirty nasty cafe with the heavenly word Toilet... I waddled round pushed the door open and saw a hole which I can only describe as the train spotting toilet. You know the one he climbs out.
I had to use it. it was the sickest thing I've ever done. 20mins later I had some relife but felt so nasty. Almost *** ****ed. I got home and scrubbed!
The only story I have about toileting is: After a flight back from the USA I needed a number 2 and thought I could hold until I got home. (50min drive) the M25 was at a stand stilll and I was proper touching cloth. Some extream pain and about 2hrs later we found this dirty nasty cafe with the heavenly word Toilet... I waddled round pushed the door open and saw a hole which I can only describe as the train spotting toilet. You know the one he climbs out.
I had to use it. it was the sickest thing I've ever done. 20mins later I had some relife but felt so nasty. Almost *** ****ed. I got home and scrubbed!
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One of my mates back home used to do it all the time. The amount of TVs/Hifis they went through was hilarious.
The last straw was when he pissed on his mum when she was sleeping. Needless to say he got kicked out after that.
The last straw was when he pissed on his mum when she was sleeping. Needless to say he got kicked out after that.
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I regularly pee on my lawn and plants ..... not when drunk - it just does wonders for the foilage ..... really does, try it. BUT, not if you are female as female pee scorches the lawn and leaves!
I only ever pee'd where I shouldn't when on holiday ... and drunk ... one morning I got up and got dressed, only to squelch my foot into a boot full of pi55!! I had pee'd in the night, into one of my boots!! (at least I guess it wasn't my girlfriend of the time!).
I only ever pee'd where I shouldn't when on holiday ... and drunk ... one morning I got up and got dressed, only to squelch my foot into a boot full of pi55!! I had pee'd in the night, into one of my boots!! (at least I guess it wasn't my girlfriend of the time!).
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I had a friend staying in my house while on a visit back from Australia. One night my girlfriend woke me up to point out that the friend had walked past the bathroom outside his room door and walked into our ensuite to have a sit down ****. At the time I told her to shut up and let me sleep. After much joking the next day he explained he sat down to pee so the noise would not wake us up, he could not really explain why out of 4 toilets in the house he had to pee in my bedroom.
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I regularly pee on my lawn and plants ..... not when drunk - it just does wonders for the foilage ..... really does, try it. BUT, not if you are female as female pee scorches the lawn and leaves!
I only ever pee'd where I shouldn't when on holiday ... and drunk ... one morning I got up and got dressed, only to squelch my foot into a boot full of pi55!! I had pee'd in the night, into one of my boots!! (at least I guess it wasn't my girlfriend of the time!).
I only ever pee'd where I shouldn't when on holiday ... and drunk ... one morning I got up and got dressed, only to squelch my foot into a boot full of pi55!! I had pee'd in the night, into one of my boots!! (at least I guess it wasn't my girlfriend of the time!).
Bet there aren't many who haven't had a similar experience under the right circumstances though!
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i went out with my father inlaw when me and my ex wife stayed with them i was about 20 when my wife came home i was on my back on the living room floor with my trousers at my ankles next morning my father inlaw went to put the stereo on and it would seem i pissed on the carpet next to the stereo
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Couple of times.
Once at a small party at a mates house
Apparently I entered the bathroom(which was good at least), but my target I'm told was purely the mat in front of the bath - soaked it good ans proper.
Wondered why mate wouldn't really speak with me at work on Monday!.
Confronted him, was then told of my antics and that after I'd finished I tried to get into bed with his sister (who was about the same age)
Another funny story.
Long long time ago, a few of us called to see if a mate was going out.
He proceded to say that he didn't think it was a good idea as the GF was huffing with him because he pissed his trousers.
I said, it not that bad really.
He proceded to say that he actually pissed 7 pairs, as they were all hanging up in the wardrobe at the time
Once at a small party at a mates house
Apparently I entered the bathroom(which was good at least), but my target I'm told was purely the mat in front of the bath - soaked it good ans proper.
Wondered why mate wouldn't really speak with me at work on Monday!.
Confronted him, was then told of my antics and that after I'd finished I tried to get into bed with his sister (who was about the same age)
Another funny story.
Long long time ago, a few of us called to see if a mate was going out.
He proceded to say that he didn't think it was a good idea as the GF was huffing with him because he pissed his trousers.
I said, it not that bad really.
He proceded to say that he actually pissed 7 pairs, as they were all hanging up in the wardrobe at the time
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not too bad compared to some of these stories.
a few years ago my ex wife was awoken by the sound of water (or in this case ****) hitting somethign hard.
turns out i'd got up, walked round to her side of the bed, sat on her bedside cabinet and was pissing on the book she'd been reading.
at least i didn't take a dump!
a few years ago my ex wife was awoken by the sound of water (or in this case ****) hitting somethign hard.
turns out i'd got up, walked round to her side of the bed, sat on her bedside cabinet and was pissing on the book she'd been reading.
at least i didn't take a dump!
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