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Old 16 September 2011, 02:19 PM
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http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.u...t.php?sid=4312

That poor man!
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Old 16 September 2011, 02:22 PM
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Not nearly as bad as what I had up there many moons ago

An eel would have been a doodle !
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Old 16 September 2011, 02:26 PM
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Not nearly as bad as what I had up there many moons ago

An eel would have been a doodle !
Hhhmmm, I am intrigued.
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Old 16 September 2011, 02:44 PM
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Not nearly as bad as what I had up there many moons ago !
Ah would that have been the ellusive Amazonian japs eye fish
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Old 16 September 2011, 02:50 PM
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Paaah, that's not pain - you should see the grief I'm getting in the dead rabbit thread.
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Old 16 September 2011, 02:51 PM
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Ah would that have been the ellusive Amazonian japs eye fish
Those little bleeders that swim up through your urine stream?!
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Ah would that have been the ellusive Amazonian japs eye fish
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Paaah, that's not pain - you should see the grief I'm getting in the dead rabbit thread.
:-) It's not "dead", come on DCI, use of words there "dead" will upset someone, it's "passed away" or "gone to a better place" or ...
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Old 16 September 2011, 03:35 PM
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Why didn't he simply take a ****?
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Old 16 September 2011, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Paaah, that's not pain - you should see the grief I'm getting in the dead rabbit thread.


You shoved a dead Rabbit down yours ?

Pull it out and shout "Tadaaaa"
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Old 16 September 2011, 04:14 PM
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According to surgeon Jin ****

pfffffffffffft
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Grim reading :barf:
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Will probably become a new fetish.
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Old 16 September 2011, 09:32 PM
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A few more whiskeys and i'm getting in the tank with the oscars and the synodontis.
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christ that takes felching to a whole new level
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Old 16 September 2011, 10:29 PM
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sorry it just happened to find its way up my *****....ok.
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Paaah, that's not pain - you should see the grief I'm getting in the dead rabbit thread.
Well no one can read it because Mr Burns has remove what was said.
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Old 17 September 2011, 05:59 PM
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Love the comment

"Bob Mehen Friday September 16th, 2011, 10:50 am

This kind of negative publicity is going to make pitching my "Full body immersion Candiru spa" idea on Dragons Den really difficult."
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Old 17 September 2011, 06:05 PM
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Eel not do that again
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This is the bit that caught my (jap's) eye!:

"At least this species is free of spines and Zhang did not attempt his spa treatment with spiny eels."

Oowww!

PS - is saying "Jap's eye" no longer permitted?? Oh well, who gives a shi'ite!
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Old 17 September 2011, 07:20 PM
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You seen that programme where a man takes a pee in a river somewhere. The fish love ammonia and swim up his urine fountin and in his jap eye. Once in the fishes spins come out and lodge it in there... Now that's got to be worse!
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Don't like the sound of any of it very much.

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