Letters
08 September 2011, 02:32 PM
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Letters
In my home a set of events happen every month and it cracks me up. The events are as follows:
Come home from work check the mailbox.
Make up of tea.
Sit down and open letters.
Set read letters on the side table.
Within seconds of the letter hitting that table they are whisked away to somewhere I have yet to work out! Every goddamn month and then like today, I will prepare to reply to those letters or pay bills but sadly they are gone forever!
Now I could make the situation worse and ask my wonderful missus where they are but really its not worth it.
Wimmins deserve punched in the doot!
Come home from work check the mailbox.
Make up of tea.
Sit down and open letters.
Set read letters on the side table.
Within seconds of the letter hitting that table they are whisked away to somewhere I have yet to work out! Every goddamn month and then like today, I will prepare to reply to those letters or pay bills but sadly they are gone forever!
Now I could make the situation worse and ask my wonderful missus where they are but really its not worth it.
Wimmins deserve punched in the doot!
08 September 2011, 03:05 PM
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08 September 2011, 03:17 PM
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In my home a set of events happen every month and it cracks me up. The events are as follows:
Come home from work check the mailbox.
Make up of tea.
Sit down and open letters.
Set read letters on the side table.
Within seconds of the letter hitting that table they are whisked away to somewhere I have yet to work out! Every goddamn month and then like today, I will prepare to reply to those letters or pay bills but sadly they are gone forever!
Now I could make the situation worse and ask my wonderful missus where they are but really its not worth it.
Wimmins deserve punched in the doot!
Come home from work check the mailbox.
Make up of tea.
Sit down and open letters.
Set read letters on the side table.
Within seconds of the letter hitting that table they are whisked away to somewhere I have yet to work out! Every goddamn month and then like today, I will prepare to reply to those letters or pay bills but sadly they are gone forever!
Now I could make the situation worse and ask my wonderful missus where they are but really its not worth it.
Wimmins deserve punched in the doot!
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08 September 2011, 07:16 PM
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Agree with OP - my wife calls it 'tidying up'. Problem is, its not just letters, but EVERYTHING... i've got a Blitz boost gauge in the living room.... somewhere...
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