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Old 18 July 2011, 05:48 PM
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Talking Noisy Neighbours

Seems a guy in the flat above me is quite 'noisy' despite this being an old building with thick walls/floors.

We're talking a good one minute of 'cool down' grunts.

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Old 18 July 2011, 05:59 PM
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Bet house prices are looking more attractive now, eh?
Old 18 July 2011, 06:14 PM
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I'm hoping it was just a one of.

I don't think he was with a member of the female species either.
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Join in with the noises, he'll soon stop.
Old 18 July 2011, 07:27 PM
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Join in with the noises, he'll soon stop.
with the noises

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Old 18 July 2011, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Seems a guy in the flat above me is quite 'noisy' despite this being an old building with thick walls/floors.

We're talking a good one minute of 'cool down' grunts.
I'm trying to sell my flat for the exact same reason.

The lass upstairs who moved in a few months ago is a bit of a screamer. this wouldn't be so bad if they had sex at normal times. However on a weekend they usually start at Midnight. Then again at between 1:30am and 2:30am. Then usually start again at 7:30am.

I did complain about her to her Landlord, as one weekend I got no sleep, as she had friends over, and it seamed like they were playing, who can laugh the most, the loudest from Midnight to 6:30am. I never got a wink of sleep.
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^^^^ Is she fit?

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Old 18 July 2011, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful

I don't think he was with a member of the female species either.
Are you sure he hasn't drilled a hole in the ceiling and is sitting watching you while knocking one out?
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
^^^^ Is she fit?
No.

TBH, she is ideal girlfriend material. Why? Because she regularily invites her mate (who is fit) to join herself and her Boyfriend for a 3some.

Jammy B.astard.
Old 18 July 2011, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
No.

TBH, she is ideal girlfriend material. Why? Because she regularily invites her mate (who is fit) to join herself and her Boyfriend for a 3some.

Jammy B.astard.
Indeed!
Old 18 July 2011, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
No.

TBH, she is ideal girlfriend material. Why? Because she regularily invites her mate (who is fit) to join herself and her Boyfriend for a 3some.

Jammy B.astard.
Oh what a lucky man.
Old 18 July 2011, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
Are you sure he hasn't drilled a hole in the ceiling and is sitting watching you while knocking one out?
I hope not, but then the landlord could have hidden cameras installed. You never know.
Old 18 July 2011, 08:31 PM
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My downstairs neighbour is thankfully dead-on when it comes to noise but after being my other neighbours house, I am really paranoid now!

He does like to watch action movies very very late at night which is a bit of a bugger but I have a 12" 500W subwoofer directed down on his living room so, I will say nothing.
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What if 'the man upstairs' uses this forum LOL!!!

#serious though you need ro play them at their game -- make noises but be detailed.. shouting'in my **** ! etc'/....
Old 18 July 2011, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
What if 'the man upstairs' uses this forum LOL!!!

#serious though you need ro play them at their game -- make noises but be detailed.. shouting'in my **** ! etc'/....
It's you?!
Old 18 July 2011, 09:21 PM
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my neighbour an 85 year old single man used to watch old school German ****, until he died, prob wanked himself to death, But as im in a terrace we could hear it all, actually made me sort the wife a few time LOL.

Its funny

Edited due to abuse :P

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Old 18 July 2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Littleted
my 85 year old single man used to watch old school German ****, until he died, prob wanked himself to death, But as im in a terrace we could hear it all, actually made me sort the wife a few time LOL.

Its funny

you had an 85 year old single man ? is Scooby the same as Lemon party in Germany ?

eee
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lol
Old 18 July 2011, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
you had an 85 year old single man ? is Scooby the same as Lemon party in Germany ?

eee
I've heard of a Mars bar party but not a lemon party?
Old 19 July 2011, 01:30 PM
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I remember reading about one of those female pop singers a few years ago who had to go to hospital because she lost the Mars bar!

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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
you had an 85 year old single man ? is Scooby the same as Lemon party in Germany ?

eee
May be it was Pete trying to fake his own death.
Old 20 July 2011, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
No.

TBH, she is ideal girlfriend material. Why? Because she regularily invites her mate (who is fit) to join herself and her Boyfriend for a 3some.

Jammy B.astard.
Tell her to shut the **** up, you sure she is not a hooker ?
Old 20 July 2011, 06:34 PM
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When I was living in my semi, I once awoke to hear what I thought was someone jogging past (the window was open).
It appeared to take ages for this person to jog by so I went to the window and looked out. My ears then tuned to next doors bedroom window (also open) to hear heavy breathing...

Long soft strokes The male was a rather large raster and I guess he was also a be-holder of stereo-typical *******!
From then on it was same time every week, 12 mid-night on a Sunday

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Old 20 July 2011, 07:17 PM
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no one find a couple making sex noises a turn on???

SPLAT!
Old 20 July 2011, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by skoobidude
When I was living in my semi, I once awoke to hear what I thought was someone jogging past (the window was open).
It appeared to take ages for this person to jog by so I went to the window and looked out. My ears then tuned to next doors bedroom window (also open) to hear heavy breathing...

Long soft strokes The male was a rather large raster and I guess he was also a be-holder of stereo-typical *******!
From then on it was same time every week, 12 mid-night on a Sunday
Was it you who did a post recently saying you found soiled mens underwear and condoms in your front garden?
Old 20 July 2011, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
no one find a couple making sex noises a turn on???

SPLAT!
Only if I'm 1 half of that couple. Otherwise, no.
Old 20 July 2011, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Was it you who did a post recently saying you found soiled mens underwear and condoms in your front garden?
Yes it was mate ha ha, but not the condoms. Thanks for reminding me!

Nick
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