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Old 22 February 2011, 07:30 PM
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Question How Many Living creatures ....

.... will you eat in a lifetime?

Assuming a lifespan of 80 years.

I reckon, for me, it would be around:-

4,000 Chickens + 40 Cows + 40 Sheep + 80 Pigs + 80 Pheasant + 40 Partridge + 20 Turkey + 40 Ducks + 10 Guinea Fowl + 1 Squid + 1 Octopus + 2 Ostrich + 3,000 Mackeral + 1,000 Cod + 1.000 Haddock + 1,000,000 Whitebait + 100,000,000 Mussels + 1,000,000,000 Cockles + 30 Tuna + 1,000 Salmon.

Add to that all the cats and dogs from Chinese restaurants and the rats from KFC and it's staggering what a massacre we all encourage to feed ourselves!!

That's enough for a Zoo!!!
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Well, you should, young man!!!!
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**** off peter pan you make no sense
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You haven't mentioned all the flies you swallow by gassing to much Pete!!
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Or all the bollocks he makes us swallow!
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Originally Posted by pslewis
.... will you eat in a lifetime?

Assuming a lifespan of 80 years.

I reckon, for me, it would be around:-

4,000 Chickens + 40 Cows + 40 Sheep + 80 Pigs + 80 Pheasant + 40 Partridge + 20 Turkey + 40 Ducks + 10 Guinea Fowl + 1 Squid + 1 Octopus + 2 Ostrich + 3,000 Mackeral + 1,000 Cod + 1.000 Haddock + 1,000,000 Whitebait + 100,000,000 Mussels + 1,000,000,000 Cockles + 30 Tuna + 1,000 Salmon.

Add to that all the cats and dogs from Chinese restaurants and the rats from KFC and it's staggering what a massacre we all encourage to feed ourselves!!

That's enough for a Zoo!!!
That's absolutely scandalous!! This massive over consumption could only have happened under a successive Labour Government!!!
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Get a job, or a hobby.....if you have one or the other ask yourself "do i really need to post this" before pressing POST.

Now tell us how many times you do up your shoes or how many grains of salt are in a packet of salt from KFC, would be about as useful?!

Take the Honda diesel for a drive, use your "superior" driving style and burn off a few Impreza's. YOU ARE BORED
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Pete's maths suck big time. An average cooked mussel weighs 8 grams, so 100,000,000 of them would amount to 800 metric tons, or 10 tons for every year of your natural life. Now that's one monster load of seafood, even for someone who probably bears a close resemblance to a walrus
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Jesus Pete, you must get followed round by herds of feral cats and constantly smell of fish !
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Originally Posted by pslewis
.... will you eat in a lifetime?

Assuming a lifespan of 80 years.

I reckon, for me, it would be around:-

4,000 Chickens + 40 Cows + 40 Sheep + 80 Pigs + 80 Pheasant + 40 Partridge + 20 Turkey + 40 Ducks + 10 Guinea Fowl + 1 Squid + 1 Octopus + 2 Ostrich + 3,000 Mackeral + 1,000 Cod + 1.000 Haddock + 1,000,000 Whitebait + 100,000,000 Mussels + 1,000,000,000 Cockles + 30 Tuna + 1,000 Salmon.

Add to that all the cats and dogs from Chinese restaurants and the rats from KFC and it's staggering what a massacre we all encourage to feed ourselves!!

That's enough for a Zoo!!!
Source?

Or is it made up bollox!

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Old 22 February 2011, 09:55 PM
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And eating 40 cows in a lifetime equates to about 10kg of beef a week. **** me you must be minted!
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I am 38 stone and eat a LOT of food .....
Old 22 February 2011, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I am 38 stone and eat a LOT of food .....
Cockles!
Old 22 February 2011, 11:21 PM
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the rest of gods creatures cant stomach him
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I am 38 stone and eat a LOT of food .....

Old 23 February 2011, 09:03 AM
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You was 20st last week you pleb
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Show them the picture Pete!

Don't know how you worked all that out. It is quite natural to eat animals but there is no excuse for ill treating them by factory farming or any other method.

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That level of consumption goes someway towards explaining the pile of **** you come out with
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PMSL....seems the once followed is now the follower PSL......
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F*** ME you`ve found my breakfast!!

Originally Posted by pslewis
4,000 Chickens + 40 Cows + 40 Sheep + 80 Pigs + 80 Pheasant + 40 Partridge + 20 Turkey + 40 Ducks + 10 Guinea Fowl + 1 Squid + 1 Octopus + 2 Ostrich + 3,000 Mackeral + 1,000 Cod + 1.000 Haddock + 1,000,000 Whitebait + 100,000,000 Mussels + 1,000,000,000 Cockles + 30 Tuna + 1,000 Salmon.
But seriously, who eats Ostrich??
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Originally Posted by pslewis
.... will you eat in a lifetime?

Assuming a lifespan of 80 years.

I reckon, for me, it would be around:-

4,000 Chickens + 40 Cows + 40 Sheep + 80 Pigs + 80 Pheasant + 40 Partridge + 20 Turkey + 40 Ducks + 10 Guinea Fowl + 1 Squid + 1 Octopus + 2 Ostrich + 3,000 Mackeral + 1,000 Cod + 1.000 Haddock + 1,000,000 Whitebait + 100,000,000 Mussels + 1,000,000,000 Cockles + 30 Tuna + 1,000 Salmon.

Add to that all the cats and dogs from Chinese restaurants and the rats from KFC and it's staggering what a massacre we all encourage to feed ourselves!!

That's enough for a Zoo!!!
Not the most riveting of zoos, is it?
"Shall we see the cockle and mussel enclosure next Fanny?"
"Not yet, the Cod tank is just up there Reg"
Old 23 February 2011, 07:18 PM
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NO NO mum, lets goto Mussle island next please can we, please!!!
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