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Old 29 January 2011, 10:26 AM
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I friend of her indoors had a brilliant moment this week.

She had a baby a couple of months ago and decided it was time for her husband to get some.

She want to the local hair place for a bikini wax and trim. When she got home she was standing in the kitchen when her husband came in. She stood in front of him and took her knickers off and said, "Does this put you in a good mood?

Yes, of course!

Well that's good, I've just reversed the Legacy* into the front of your MX5!!

She had come home - reversed into a space and thought the car had caught the kerb and couldn't understand why it wouldn't go back any further!







* The Legacy had been back a week after she rear ended someone in the snow!!!
Old 29 January 2011, 10:32 AM
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Old 29 January 2011, 10:34 AM
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I should hope he got a bit of brown as well as a bit of pink for that indiscretion
Old 29 January 2011, 10:42 AM
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Sounds like she should stay in the kitchen.
Old 29 January 2011, 01:22 PM
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MX5 ?

He's a gay hairdresser, so she won't be getting any...

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Old 29 January 2011, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by j4mou
I should hope he got a bit of brown as well as a bit of pink for that indiscretion

+1
Old 29 January 2011, 01:34 PM
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Was she blonde?
Old 29 January 2011, 07:20 PM
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Oooh, sexism! You're all sacked!
Old 29 January 2011, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dunx
MX5 ?

He's a gay hairdresser, so she won't be getting any...

dunx

Coffee on keyboard moment.....well OK, Pernod............
Old 29 January 2011, 07:39 PM
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should of give him £50 for a trip to the nearest massage parlour would of been cheaper
Old 29 January 2011, 08:36 PM
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I'm sure if she offered a BJ, with the added bonus with being 'allowed' to fall asleep after, all will be forgotten
Old 29 January 2011, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I'm sure if she offered a BJ, with the added bonus with being 'allowed' to fall asleep after, all will be forgotten
Is there another ending?
Old 29 January 2011, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Is there another ending?
Lol! I don't know....? I suppose it depends on when your expecting your next!
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Originally Posted by j4mou
I should hope he got a bit of brown as well as a bit of pink for that indiscretion
You are cracking jokes. Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
Old 30 January 2011, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Lol! I don't know....? I suppose it depends on when your expecting your next!
I guess we could manage a Bacon butty, if you can manage to not burn it

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You are cracking jokes. Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
So what would it take
Old 30 January 2011, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
You are cracking jokes. Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside

maybe not but I bet his foot would
Old 30 January 2011, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
I guess we could manage a Bacon butty, if you can manage to not burn it
I'm not sure, have you heard about my cooking??
If it's not burnt then how do I know it's cooked?
Old 30 January 2011, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
You are cracking jokes. Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
I'm with you on this one, there isn't anything on this planet that would make that happen!
Old 30 January 2011, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
maybe not but I bet his foot would

Probably
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