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29 January 2011, 10:26 AM
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I friend of her indoors had a brilliant moment this week.
She had a baby a couple of months ago and decided it was time for her husband to get some.
She want to the local hair place for a bikini wax and trim. When she got home she was standing in the kitchen when her husband came in. She stood in front of him and took her knickers off and said, "Does this put you in a good mood?
Yes, of course!
Well that's good, I've just reversed the Legacy* into the front of your MX5!!
She had come home - reversed into a space and thought the car had caught the kerb and couldn't understand why it wouldn't go back any further!
* The Legacy had been back a week after she rear ended someone in the snow!!!
29 January 2011, 10:32 AM
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29 January 2011, 10:34 AM
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I should hope he got a bit of brown as well as a bit of pink for that indiscretion
29 January 2011, 10:42 AM
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Sounds like she should stay in the kitchen.
29 January 2011, 01:22 PM
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MX5 ?
He's a gay hairdresser, so she won't be getting any...
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29 January 2011, 01:26 PM
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I should hope he got a bit of brown as well as a bit of pink for that indiscretion
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29 January 2011, 01:34 PM
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29 January 2011, 07:20 PM
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Oooh, sexism! You're all sacked!
29 January 2011, 07:25 PM
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MX5 ?
He's a gay hairdresser, so she won't be getting any...
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Coffee on keyboard moment.....well OK, Pernod............
29 January 2011, 07:39 PM
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should of give him £50 for a trip to the nearest massage parlour would of been cheaper
29 January 2011, 08:36 PM
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I'm sure if she offered a BJ, with the added bonus with being 'allowed' to fall asleep after, all will be forgotten
29 January 2011, 08:57 PM
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I'm sure if she offered a BJ, with the added bonus with being 'allowed' to fall asleep after, all will be forgotten
Is there another ending?
29 January 2011, 09:10 PM
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Is there another ending?
Lol! I don't know....? I suppose it depends on when your expecting your next!
30 January 2011, 01:36 AM
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I should hope he got a bit of brown as well as a bit of pink for that indiscretion
You are cracking jokes.
Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
30 January 2011, 08:59 AM
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Lol! I don't know....? I suppose it depends on when your expecting your next!
I guess we could manage a Bacon butty, if you can manage to not burn it
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You are cracking jokes.
Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
So what would it take
30 January 2011, 09:29 AM
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You are cracking jokes.
Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
maybe not but I bet his foot would
30 January 2011, 10:18 AM
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I guess we could manage a Bacon butty, if you can manage to not burn it
I'm not sure, have you heard about my cooking??
If it's not burnt then how do I know it's cooked?
30 January 2011, 10:20 AM
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You are cracking jokes.
Even if I smashed his best guitar, he would not get anywhere near my backside
I'm with you on this one, there isn't anything on this planet that would make that happen!
30 January 2011, 10:21 AM
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maybe not but I bet his foot would
Probably
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