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Old 20 October 2010, 12:55 PM
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were safe from any country that may try to invade us, as long as there navy is about the size of jamaca's.

what complete pish, the armed forces are in a bad enough state with the current budget, let alone cutting it.

christ if argentena do kick off about the falkland islands they will win it using potato guns.
Old 20 October 2010, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
were safe from any country that may try to invade us, as long as there navy is about the size of jamaca's.

what complete pish, the armed forces are in a bad enough state with the current budget, let alone cutting it.

christ if argentena do kick off about the falkland islands they will win it using potato guns.
Not quite true we are still going to be the 4th highest spenders on defence, behind US, China and France (not much in it between UK and France)
Old 20 October 2010, 01:02 PM
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um, who else of note is there? we are surrounded by water lol

we will have approx 20 surface ships and thats it. the army can;t even keep its ammo stores full on the current budget, its realy that bad.
Old 20 October 2010, 01:17 PM
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All I can say is the Isle of White is now looking a formidable opponent, be afraid.
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The Isle of Sheppy is considering independance and their Navy of an 8' Inflatable with 3hp outboard will back up their claim!! .............

Seriously, however, we still have hunter killers lurking in the depths - I'm sure we could sink any ship which came within 15 miles of our borders.

Of course, in the final analysis, we could still wipe out the country they invaded from - within an instant ....

So, sleep well ... I shall protect you
Old 20 October 2010, 01:30 PM
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Don't worry the brit navy have just been spotted :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7R6Pf7fZdI
Old 20 October 2010, 01:31 PM
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according to analysis we have armouries with enough bullets to last a months fighting for each army unit, in reality it would last about 3 days.
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I used to watch these at Scarborough ..... in the 50's ..... BRILLIANT!!
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Anybody wanting to invade could only increase our prosperity

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Originally Posted by dpb
Anybody wanting to invade could only increase our prosperity

Your world of half empty cups must be really depressing
Old 20 October 2010, 01:46 PM
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Bloody hell id prefer this over living in lala land
Old 20 October 2010, 04:34 PM
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I thought Jamaica had invaded us
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
I thought Jamaica had invaded us
No thats Pakistan
Old 20 October 2010, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by mamoon2
No thats Pakistan

Old 20 October 2010, 06:55 PM
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The good news is we have increased foreign aid by 37% because we can obviously afford it.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
The good news is we have increased foreign aid by 37% because we can obviously afford it.
Reading that has meant I'm no longer pissed off that I've dropped 5k a year since the ConDems came to power.......
Old 20 October 2010, 08:07 PM
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I give up
Old 20 October 2010, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
From ... http://blogs.channel4.com/snowblog/a...w-bounds/13930

"... Firstly that when it comes to military procurement, Israel spends £9 billion a year and administers its purchases with 400 people. Britain spends £10 billion annually on procurement and has a staff of 23,700 to do it. The Secretary of State for Defence is getting rid of 25,000 jobs at the MOD. But when I pressed him last night on Channel 4 News, there was no clear sense that the vast majority of those redundancies will be in procurement. Indeed my analyst told me that the main MOD headquarters will bear the brunt. ..."


That is the real problem. The wrong cuts now and still, previously and ongoing, the wrong system in place. That's what needs changing. But it won'[t happen with the current crop of pygmy politicians inj place 9of whatever party!!).


Dave

precurment is crewed big style, a contract should be worth x amount and thast whats paid, not x, o but it cost us more so you need to pay us x+y. builders estimates spring to mind
Old 20 October 2010, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
precurment is crewed big style, a contract should be worth x amount and thast whats paid, not x, o but it cost us more so you need to pay us x+y. builders estimates spring to mind
Not that straight forward.... most are development style contracts that don't have a "deliverable A must arrive at this time and meet this capability" the trouble with industry and the MOD is that they don't work collaboratively on projects. The MOD for years were terrible at setting commercial contracts and paid heavily for it, but with Integrated Project Teams and better reporting this old ways are becoming a thing of the past. Not saying it doesn't happen, just a lot less than it used to.
Old 20 October 2010, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I used to watch these at Scarborough ..... in the 50's ..... BRILLIANT!!
Farking hell how old are you now ?
Old 20 October 2010, 10:07 PM
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I'm 72 .... but, you know that already!
Old 21 October 2010, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin2005
Not quite true we are still going to be the 4th highest spenders on defence, behind US, China and France (not much in it between UK and France)
What would we have left to defend a place like the Falklands with then?

Les
Old 21 October 2010, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt

I give up


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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt


I give up


You look a lot better than I expected.

I used to take a young lady like that flying in the Dominie when she was training to be a Navigator! (Naafigetter!)

Les
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