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Old 14 September 2010, 10:04 AM
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Default ChavWatch with Jeremy Kyle - it's not thier fault you know!

Just caught half and hour of the show not a regular watcher but sometimes it does grab my attention like today.

Picture this; lad of 18 not the brightest light, is on the show with his 18 y/o ex girlfriend who is now living with the lad's father who is around 45 but looks older - i guess drink has played a large part in that by the state of him.

The ex g/f has a baby and is not sure who the father is - best of all it turns out to be neither the lad or his fathers child, even though she told the lad he could be the father (on numerous occasions) and to top it off, the icing on the cake - this lads fathers' name is on the birth cert.!

None of them in work all living courtesy of the taxpayer.

I know he show will only pick the most controversial and worst specimens but they do seem to have an inexhaustible supply of scumbags to put in front of a camera.

About time you needed a licence to breed in this country.

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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Just caught half and hour of the show not a regular watcher but sometimes it does grab my attention like today.

Picture this; lad of 18 not the brightest light, is on the show with his 18 y/o ex girlfriend who is now living with the lad's father who is around 45 but looks older - i guess drink has played a large part in that by the state of him.

The ex g/f has a baby and is not sure who the father is - best of all it turns out to be neither the lad or his fathers child, even though she told the lad he could be the father (on numerous occasions) and to top it off, the icing on the cake - this lads fathers' name is on the birth cert.!

None of them in work all living courtesy of the taxpayer.

I know he show will only pick the most controversial and worst specimens but they do seem to have an inexhaustible supply of scumbags to put in front of a camera.

About time you needed a licence to breed in this country.
Ah, the gospel according to St. Paul
Old 14 September 2010, 10:34 AM
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Old 14 September 2010, 11:12 AM
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But they are working!!

They are getting paid to go on that show!!
Old 14 September 2010, 11:18 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFfM_dili4
Old 14 September 2010, 12:06 PM
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i secretly always knew this was where you get all your sensationalism from Paul

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Old 14 September 2010, 12:09 PM
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I dunno who's sadder, them thats on it, or them that watch them thats on it

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Old 14 September 2010, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
i secretly always knew this was where you get all your sensationalism from Paul
Not sure my heart could stand a full hour of the show without exploding!
Old 14 September 2010, 12:27 PM
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All the politicians seem to not have the guts to deal with the situation! I wonder what their grand plan really is. I do have a pretty good idea though!

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Old 14 September 2010, 12:31 PM
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I watched a few weeks back when a was bored.

I cannot beleive it's all true. Surely some of them are acting?
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I watched a few weeks back when a was bored.

I cannot beleive it's all true. Surely some of them are acting?
Very easily done. There was one on a while ago, it was the Platt family off cozzer-nation street,(not that i watch that either) full on screaming, waterworks, after-care bloke the lot
Old 14 September 2010, 03:33 PM
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I like the way most of the audience is made up of student types with nowt better to do then watch the lower classes verbally beat each other.

I think the audience should be given tomattoes and other rotten fruit/veg to throw at them.
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Apparently its filmed in Maidstone, they probably take 90% of their customers from there too!
Old 14 September 2010, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Camoscooby


Apparently its filmed in Maidstone, they probably take 90% of their customers from there too!
How the words do not stick in your throat i do not know - comments like that coming from the uber-chav himself
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
How the words do not stick in your throat i do not know - comments like that coming from the uber-chav himself
Eat sh*t Habgood

Chav culture is banned in the Casa de Camoscooby.......
Old 14 September 2010, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Camoscooby
Eat sh*t Habgood

Chav culture is banned in the Casa de Camoscooby.......
I heard your 14 y/o sister is pregnant and it is a toss up (no pun intended) between you and your dad as to who the father of the unborn infant is. He claims he was in prison for selling drugs to schoolkids at the time and you where out robbing old people.

"Paternity test next after the adverts"

Have you thought about going on Jezza would just love you

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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
How the words do not stick in your throat i do not know - comments like that coming from the uber-chav himself
Now, now.

That's not very nice
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I heard your 14 y/o sister is pregnant and it is a toss up (no pun intended) between you and your dad as to who the father of the unborn infant is. He claims he was in prison for selling drugs to schoolkids at the time and you where out robbing old people.

"Paternity test next after the adverts"

Have you thought about going on Jezza would just love you
That's funny........but you're never this funny in FC.........probably because you're too busy chugging on your daddy's ****......
Old 14 September 2010, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Camoscooby
That's funny........but you're never this funny in FC.........probably because you're too busy chugging on your daddy's ****......
Shall w e go on the show together???
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I heard your 14 y/o sister is pregnant and it is a toss up (no pun intended) between you and your dad as to who the father of the unborn infant is. He claims he was in prison for selling drugs to schoolkids at the time and you where out robbing old people.

"Paternity test next after the adverts"

Have you thought about going on Jezza would just love you
I think the pair of you should go on, and take pslewis with you so he can fill in the background story


I think kyle would run away and leave you to it
Old 14 September 2010, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Shall w e go on the show together???
Only if you promise to hold my hand when he shout's at me and tells you to get a job
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Originally Posted by b13bat
I think the pair of you should go on, and take pslewis with you so he can fill in the background story


I think kyle would run away and leave you to it
Old 14 September 2010, 07:56 PM
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GAYERS LOL
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Originally Posted by Luminous
But they are working!!

They are getting paid to go on that show!!
Not necessarily true. I've heard that many of the "guests" wish to to on the show in order to have hotel facilities and additions to their wardrobe.
Old 14 September 2010, 09:33 PM
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There is a face book page dedicated to people who have been on various shows such as Jeremy/Trisha etc. I am no expert in deciphering idiot but it seems you get a night in a fancy hotel and a adrenaline rush of appearing on the show.

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?ui...402&topic=7969
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
There is a face book page dedicated to people who have been on various shows such as Jeremy/Trisha etc. I am no expert in deciphering idiot but it seems you get a night in a fancy hotel and a adrenaline rush of appearing on the show.

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?ui...402&topic=7969
travel lodge standard
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Originally Posted by nick schofield
travel lodge standard

Really? those barstewards they promised me a premier stay to tell all about how I slept with a frozen chicken.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Really? those barstewards they promised me a premier stay to tell all about how I slept with a frozen chicken.
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Originally Posted by prodriverules
GAYERS LOL
You just wish we were gay
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