blue scooby

why is santa always happy..?

he knows where are the naughty girls live...

got my 1st cage fight tomorrow night..

f***ing budgie wont know whats hit him...

Dedrater

I've just put a deposit down on a Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.

I can't understand why the Americans are so upset. All I said was "I can't wait for the new 9 11." However, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend

ScoobyWon't

Who was that quip by? I know I've heard it somewhere recently...

blue scooby

so i was round my new girlfriends house. we were in the kitchen doing dinner when she asked me to turn on the veg.
apparently, fingering her disabled sister was not the right move......

blue scooby

paddy is arrested for beating up his wife.. the police man asks him why he keeps beating her..?

he said i think its my fancy footwork and i got a longer reach....

MJW

What's brown and sticky ?

Muhammed Ali trying to open a can of Coke

blue scooby

man goes to the doctors with an orange ****..the doc says what you been doing..? he said nothing... doc said what do you do for work then..? man siad i dont work.. doc said what do you do all day...? man said i watch **** and eat wotsits...

Xx-IAN-xX

Apparently Tiger Woods and his missus were simply having a disagreement over a game of cards.

And as it turns out, a club beats a spade.

Spoon

What is the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?..















Santa stops after 3 Ho's!

blue scooby

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way....


i want to die peacefully in my sleep..not like my grandads passangers screaming there heads off......