Daughter's male friend came over last night...
10 November 2009, 11:42 AM
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Daughter's male friend came over last night...
My daughter's male friend came over for dinner last night, we weren't quite sure if he is her boyfriend or not.
Anyway after dinner we decide to watch a dvd and wifey makes some popcorn. I was flicking the popcorn up in the air and catching it in my mouth. Next thing I know a kernal of popcorn has gone into my ear (as I had my head tilted back to catch it)
I panicked a bit, but daughter's friend was really good. He put both his finger's in my nostrils and told me to blow hard and out it shot!
After he left my wife commented on how clever he was and would make a nice boyfriend for our girl. I said, judging by the smell of his fingers he already was!
I'll get my coat.............
Anyway after dinner we decide to watch a dvd and wifey makes some popcorn. I was flicking the popcorn up in the air and catching it in my mouth. Next thing I know a kernal of popcorn has gone into my ear (as I had my head tilted back to catch it)
I panicked a bit, but daughter's friend was really good. He put both his finger's in my nostrils and told me to blow hard and out it shot!
After he left my wife commented on how clever he was and would make a nice boyfriend for our girl. I said, judging by the smell of his fingers he already was!
I'll get my coat.............
10 November 2009, 12:07 PM
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My daughter's male friend came over for dinner last night, we weren't quite sure if he is her boyfriend or not.
Anyway after dinner we decide to watch a dvd and wifey makes some popcorn. I was flicking the popcorn up in the air and catching it in my mouth. Next thing I know a kernal of popcorn has gone into my ear (as I had my head tilted back to catch it)
I panicked a bit, but daughter's friend was really good. He put both his finger's in my nostrils and told me to blow hard and out it shot!
After he left my wife commented on how clever he was and would make a nice boyfriend for our girl. I said, judging by the smell of his fingers he already was!
I'll get my coat.............
Anyway after dinner we decide to watch a dvd and wifey makes some popcorn. I was flicking the popcorn up in the air and catching it in my mouth. Next thing I know a kernal of popcorn has gone into my ear (as I had my head tilted back to catch it)
I panicked a bit, but daughter's friend was really good. He put both his finger's in my nostrils and told me to blow hard and out it shot!
After he left my wife commented on how clever he was and would make a nice boyfriend for our girl. I said, judging by the smell of his fingers he already was!
I'll get my coat.............
I bet I know who you are..................................
10 November 2009, 01:29 PM
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Funnily enough ..well close enough
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter.
Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had
and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !!ahhh...memories
10 November 2009, 03:30 PM
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Funnily enough ..well close enough
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter.
Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !!
ahhh...memories
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter.
Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had
and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !!ahhh...memories
10 November 2009, 09:12 PM
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Funnily enough ..well close enough
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter.
Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !!
ahhh...memories
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter.
Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had
and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !!ahhh...memories
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