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Daughter's male friend came over last night...
My daughter's male friend came over for dinner last night, we weren't quite sure if he is her boyfriend or not.
Anyway after dinner we decide to watch a dvd and wifey makes some popcorn. I was flicking the popcorn up in the air and catching it in my mouth. Next thing I know a kernal of popcorn has gone into my ear (as I had my head tilted back to catch it) I panicked a bit, but daughter's friend was really good. He put both his finger's in my nostrils and told me to blow hard and out it shot! After he left my wife commented on how clever he was and would make a nice boyfriend for our girl. I said, judging by the smell of his fingers he already was! I'll get my coat............. |
Originally Posted by Dingdongler
(Post 9045515)
My daughter's male friend came over for dinner last night, we weren't quite sure if he is her boyfriend or not.
Anyway after dinner we decide to watch a dvd and wifey makes some popcorn. I was flicking the popcorn up in the air and catching it in my mouth. Next thing I know a kernal of popcorn has gone into my ear (as I had my head tilted back to catch it) I panicked a bit, but daughter's friend was really good. He put both his finger's in my nostrils and told me to blow hard and out it shot! After he left my wife commented on how clever he was and would make a nice boyfriend for our girl. I said, judging by the smell of his fingers he already was! I'll get my coat............. :D I bet I know who you are.................................. :Suspiciou |
Now thats funny!
Well done :D |
Originally Posted by Janspeed
(Post 9045555)
:D
I bet I know who you are.................................. :Suspiciou |
haha not heard that
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question is, how does he know what his daughter smells like,,,,,,,,, eh??????
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Originally Posted by dpb
(Post 9045625)
indeed Swishy is noticeably absent :Suspiciou
Originally Posted by Tidgy
(Post 9045651)
question is, how does he know what his daughter smells like,,,,,,,,, eh??????
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9045660)
:Suspiciou:Suspiciou
Like mother like daughter :D been there, tried that eh swiss,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pmsl |
Originally Posted by Tidgy
(Post 9045668)
been there, tried that eh swiss,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pmsl
Funnily enough ..well close enough :eek: Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter. Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had :D and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !! ahhh...memories :D |
rafpmsl, should have tried to make sure you gave full scientific investigation to the theory,,,,,,,,,,, pmsl
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9045718)
Funnily enough ..well close enough :eek:
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter. Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had :D and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !! ahhh...memories :D |
yea and then he wokeup :)
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Originally Posted by bioforger
(Post 9046546)
yea and then he wokeup :)
Not quite Mrs robinson material but close enough for me at the time :D |
Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9045718)
Funnily enough ..well close enough :eek:
Next door neighbours years ago, used to be friends with the lady of the house, bit of a MILF but getting on a bit. Daughter came to stay, was around there getting drunk with them all and one thing led to another and off to the bedroom with the daughter. Early morning I decided to leave but was met at the door by the mother who, also drunk, decided that she wanted a bit of what her daughter had just had :D and proceeded to acost me on the doorstep. managed to leg it over the garden fence but not without losing some clothes !! ahhh...memories :D |
Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9046558)
Sounds outrageous I know, but it did happen. I even remember their surname and one of her sons is now a pretty famous film director
Not quite Mrs robinson material but close enough for me at the time :D You can pm me if you like. :Suspiciou |
Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9046558)
Sounds outrageous I know, but it did happen. I even remember their surname and one of her sons is now a pretty famous film director
Not quite Mrs robinson material but close enough for me at the time :D |
Originally Posted by Dingdongler
(Post 9046762)
Who was the son? Roman Polanski?
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 9046773)
I am not that old !!! :Suspiciou
No, you just look it! :p :D |
What are you doing up? :Suspiciou
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
(Post 9046877)
What are you doing up? :Suspiciou
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I'm still laughing!
Les :D |
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