Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

So all you parents with smart kids ...

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 27 March 2009, 02:49 PM
  #1  
jasey
Scooby Senior
Thread Starter
 
jasey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Scotchland
Posts: 6,566
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default So all you parents with smart kids ...

Just taken the BBCs quiz of the week and they had a question from a recent GCSE Science exam.

What do you use to view the stars with.

1. Telescope
2. Microscope
3. Sythnesiser
4. Some other equally absurd choice.

Standards not falling - my ******* **** they aint !!!!

ps If they had option 4 as OK Magazine two thirds of girls would have got it wrong

Last edited by jasey; 27 March 2009 at 02:53 PM.
Old 27 March 2009, 02:59 PM
  #2  
Leslie
Scooby Regular
 
Leslie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I agree!

Is that what you do with your **** then?

Les
Old 27 March 2009, 03:00 PM
  #3  
davegtt
Scooby Senior
 
davegtt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Next door to the WiFi connection
Posts: 16,293
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I did that quiz earlier and thought WTF sort of question for GCSE level is that
Old 27 March 2009, 03:01 PM
  #4  
ChrisGrant
Scooby Regular
 
ChrisGrant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Oxfordshire
Posts: 258
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Linky????
Old 27 March 2009, 03:05 PM
  #5  
jasey
Scooby Senior
Thread Starter
 
jasey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Scotchland
Posts: 6,566
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Leslie
I agree!

Is that what you do with your **** then?

Les
I usually save my **** for speaking out of
Old 27 March 2009, 03:14 PM
  #6  
ChrisGrant
Scooby Regular
 
ChrisGrant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Oxfordshire
Posts: 258
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Linky????
Old 27 March 2009, 04:17 PM
  #7  
SwissTony
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (19)
 
SwissTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the Doghouse
Posts: 28,226
Received 12 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by ChrisGrant
Linky????
Chris, if you cant find the link then you fail
Old 27 March 2009, 05:00 PM
  #8  
EddScott
Scooby Regular
 
EddScott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: West Wales
Posts: 12,573
Received 64 Likes on 32 Posts
Default

Theres two exams - The written one above and one for the growing number of illiterates out there.









Originally Posted by jasey
What do you use to view the stars with.



OR


Old 27 March 2009, 06:43 PM
  #9  
Nurse Gladys
Scooby Regular
 
Nurse Gladys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Daily drive is a Scoob again - just what it should be!
Posts: 2,608
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by EddScott
Theres two exams - The written one above and one for the growing number of illiterates out there.














OR



The answer.....................That's not a genuine cover of OK - 'it ain't got a picture of Jade on it!'

Oh ****, I've mentioned her name again.........
Old 28 March 2009, 09:29 AM
  #10  
tanyatriangles
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
tanyatriangles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: l'on n'y peut rien
Posts: 2,922
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs down

Here are two Physics questions from years apart, both, supposedly "O" level.

1. (set in 1977). A brass bar 900mm long is fixed at one end, and the other end rests on a roller of diameter 20mm.
Affixed to the roller is a pointer. (diagram given here).

(i) When the bar is heated what will happen to it's length?...................
(ii) Explain your answer to (i) above with respect to Kinetic theory............

If the bar is heated from 21 degrees C to 50 degrees C, calculate the angle through which the pointer will move. (The linear coefficient of expansion of brass is 0.0000187/degree C).

2. (set in 2005). When railway lines are laid, gaps must be left between the ends of the lines. This is because when the rails get hot they..................


Now YOU decide if Physics, at least, has been dumbed down

I remember in 1970 our "A" level physics teacher telling us that if we got an English "A" level in Physics, we had the equivalent of an American degree, and if we went on to get a degree, we had the equivalent of an American doctorate.

No more, I reckon.
Old 28 March 2009, 10:50 AM
  #11  
dunx
Scooby Senior
iTrader: (3)
 
dunx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Slowly rebuilding the kit of bits into a car...
Posts: 14,333
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Now you just buy one !

LOL

dunx

P.S. I took mine in 1977 ! seems I should have waited.... LOL
Old 28 March 2009, 12:08 PM
  #12  
Leslie
Scooby Regular
 
Leslie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by jasey
I usually save my **** for speaking out of
Best way!

Les
Old 28 March 2009, 12:18 PM
  #13  
Flaps
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Flaps's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2,966
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I can believe that. I teach the ICT OCR course, that's far too easy to get a qualification on too. Very little evidence is required for their coursework, they don't need to show they understand what they did, just that they were capable of doing it once. I honestly think what we teach won't be retained by the majority. At least that was an exam paper so they have to remember something!
Old 28 March 2009, 04:17 PM
  #14  
boomer
Scooby Senior
 
boomer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: West Midlands
Posts: 5,763
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Linky here, including for sixteen year olds...



"Shout to the lady that the thieves are coming"

Incredible

mb
Old 28 March 2009, 04:45 PM
  #15  
Flaps
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Flaps's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2,966
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

To be fair though, they are probably the first few questions on the paper and they don't want to scare the kids off straight away.
Old 28 March 2009, 05:23 PM
  #16  
tanyatriangles
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
 
tanyatriangles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: l'on n'y peut rien
Posts: 2,922
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Aye, I remember the first question on my physics paper:

1. (i) State Ohm's Law.
(ii) A conductor carries a current of 1.2A when a PD of 240V is applied across the ends of the conductor. Calculate the resistance of the conductor.
(iii) An electric lightbulb is rated at 240V 60W. Calculate (a) the current it carries, (b) it's resistance.

Four of the above lamps are wired in parallel to an AC 240V supply.

(iv) Draw a diagram to show this arrangement.
(v) State a formula to find the total resistance of the four bulbs in parallel, and hence CALCULATE their total resisitance.
(vi) Explain why the resistance of the four bulbs in parallel is LESS than that of ONE bulb.
Old 28 March 2009, 06:01 PM
  #17  
DYK
Scooby Regular
 
DYK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Scooby Planet
Posts: 5,824
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

OMG might aswell just get them to watch an episode of Brainiac and give them a pass,mind even that program as it's distractions.



Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Ganz1983
Subaru
5
02 October 2015 09:22 AM
the shreksta
Other Marques
26
01 October 2015 02:30 PM
crazyspeedfreakz
ScoobyNet General
5
29 September 2015 05:04 PM
LostUser
Non Scooby Related
11
29 September 2015 11:00 AM
Littleted
Computer & Technology Related
0
25 September 2015 08:44 AM



Quick Reply: So all you parents with smart kids ...



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:26 PM.