Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!
21 March 2009, 05:08 PM
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh!
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
SwissTony goes to the hospital one day to get someone to look at what is causing him discomfort.
The nurse asks Swiss to drop his pants so she can take a look at the problem..
"Okay then," Swiss said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest **** the nurse had ever seen..
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?
"It's swollen!" Swiss replied
SwissTony goes to the hospital one day to get someone to look at what is causing him discomfort.
The nurse asks Swiss to drop his pants so she can take a look at the problem..
"Okay then," Swiss said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest **** the nurse had ever seen..
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?
"It's swollen!" Swiss replied
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
SwissTony goes to the hospital one day to get someone to look at what is causing him discomfort.
The nurse asks Swiss to drop his pants so she can take a look at the problem..
"Okay then," Swiss said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest **** the nurse had ever seen..
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?
"It's swollen!" Swiss replied
SwissTony goes to the hospital one day to get someone to look at what is causing him discomfort.
The nurse asks Swiss to drop his pants so she can take a look at the problem..
"Okay then," Swiss said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest **** the nurse had ever seen..
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?
"It's swollen!" Swiss replied
Nice!
Now what has swiss done to incur you recent attention, has he posted pics of him doing your momma again?
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Tam walks into the doctors .....
Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
Tam - "I've got an orange *****, doc."
Doc - "What??"
Tam - "My *****, it's turned orange."
Doc - "I'll have to look that up. Umm ..... it could be a sign
of stress;
do you suffer from stress?"
Tam - "Not really."
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Tam - "Well, I did have a nightmare job working at the Irn Bru factory, and a complete idiot for a
boss."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Tam - "I worked 6 hours a week, got paid in scottish money which is ****ing useless and then I got the
sack."
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Tam - "Yeah, but my new job is great: half the hours, 3 times
the salary
and I feel really appreciated."
Doc - "Umm ..... what about your home life?"
Tam - "My boyfriend is a complete ***, he nags non-stop and
puts me down
every chance he gets."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Tam - "Yeah, but I'm leaving him and me and my bum-hole have never been happier."
Doc - "Umm ..... what about your social life?"
Tam - "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time."
Tam - "Watch **** videos and eat Cheesy Wotsits."
Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
Tam - "I've got an orange *****, doc."
Doc - "What??"
Tam - "My *****, it's turned orange."
Doc - "I'll have to look that up. Umm ..... it could be a sign
of stress;
do you suffer from stress?"
Tam - "Not really."
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Tam - "Well, I did have a nightmare job working at the Irn Bru factory, and a complete idiot for a
boss."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Tam - "I worked 6 hours a week, got paid in scottish money which is ****ing useless and then I got the
sack."
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Tam - "Yeah, but my new job is great: half the hours, 3 times
the salary
and I feel really appreciated."
Doc - "Umm ..... what about your home life?"
Tam - "My boyfriend is a complete ***, he nags non-stop and
puts me down
every chance he gets."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Tam - "Yeah, but I'm leaving him and me and my bum-hole have never been happier."
Doc - "Umm ..... what about your social life?"
Tam - "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time."
Tam - "Watch **** videos and eat Cheesy Wotsits."
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